Paris Without Makeup, Desperate Jokes, P. Diddy's Birthday
So hot! Once again, I cannot believe Catherine Zeta Jones fell for this guy. Seriously.
The colourful 57-year-old British musical icon (Elton John) is helping develop a [reality] show for the American ABC network that pokes fun at himself and his superstar rock pals [iafrica]
I don’t know if the public is ready for this, but I think it should be really funny before it gets annoying (a la Anna Nicole).
We hope he doesn’t change too much as the first version was really amazing - although it may upset Britney. [Ireland Online]
That’s in reference to Justin Timberlake snipping out some dirty gossip about Britney from his upcoming autobiography. How does he have a bloody autobiography?! Don’t you have to at least be 30 for one of those?
There’s going to be payback on the set of Desperate Housewives. I hear that 2 of Nicolette Sheridan’s co-stars snuck in the bathroom of her trailer, lifted the toilet seat, and covered it with cellophane, and put the seat down. 30 minutes later, she rushed to use it, and peed all over herself. Teri Hatcher and Marcia Cross have been ID’ed as the perpetrators. [Jam’n 94.5]
Anyone have photos of this?
In this one year, I’ve [P. Diddy] run a marathon, I did Broadway, signed on for a movie to do Carlito’s Way: The Beginning, won Men’s Designer Of The Year, opened a store on Fifth Avenue, got the youth vote out and now it’s my birthday. [Hello Mag]
Uhhh! The tough life!