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Ashlee Simpson
Is she wearing a wig?

I’m a human being and things happen. Nobody’s perfect. I mean, if you ever, like, go out to one of my shows or anything like that, I’m always singing my heart out. Something always happens to everybody but you just kinda gotta let it brush off and move on. [Entertainment Tonight]

Excuse Count: 3 [I'm a human being. Nobody’s perfect. Something always happens to everybody]

Pity Count: 2 [I'm always singing my heart out at shows. Gotta let it brush off and move on]

She’s rackin’ it up!


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Retards suck

no laura asslee is the 2nd slutiest bitch ever her sister is the 1st.

speak my mind
speak my mind

ASHLEE SIMPSON CAN'T SING AT ALL. SHE IS THE BIGGEST BITCH EVER. I BET SHE NEVER SINGS LIVE AT ALL. WHAT WAS HER EXCUE ON SNL? ACID REFLUX OR SOME SHIT? EVERYONE HATES HER. EVEN HER BAND WAS LAUGHING WHEN SHE RAN OFF THE STAGE ON SNL. I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT BITCH. SHE'S GOT NO TALENT. THE ONLY REASON SHE'S FAMOUS IS CUZ SHE'S THE SISTER OF A FAMOUS BLONDE SLUT.

laura

ashlee simpson sucks!!! she is the ugliest bitchy slut ive ever seen and you are right she has NO talent at all besides being a wannabe punk rock chick!

Noodles
Noodles

"No, dude, a lot of people like music."

That's a brilliant response, within context. Someone has to say something nice about Simpson, and here it is: Ashlee Simpson is brilliant, within context.

Noodles
Noodles

"When I was younger, because my sister was a singer, I was not a singer. But I loved singing, so I was like, 'Why am I not doing this for myself?' I can't not do a record just because my sister has a record. I knew there was going to be a lot of flack for that, people are going to say, 'Oh my gosh, you're trying to be like your sister.' But I'm like, 'No, dude, a lot of people like music.' "

"No, dude, a lot of people like music."

ASHLEE SIMPSON IS BRILLIANT, WITHIN CONTEXT.