Jessica Alba's Year, Britney's Dog, Political Paris, & Mommy J-Lo

Jessica Alba
Lookin’ hotter than ever!

2005 is pretty much make it or break year for this Ms. Alba. Let’s hope she makes it b/c I wouldn’t mind seeing her beautiful face plastered everywhere. The J-Los & Britneys are getting boring, to say the least.

Starring roles in The Invisible Woman, Sin City, Into The Blue and, of course, the much-anticipated Fantastic Four, are set to make the raven-locked beauty the name on every movie-goer’s lips. [MegaStar]

BRITNEY SPEARS and KEVIN FEDERLINE got into a screaming match at the Ritz in Marina Del Rey. Kevin was tired of waiting for her to get ready with a makeup artist and he just twisted off. Kevin said that Britney treats him like a dog. [102.7 KIIS FM]

That’s what I call gossip! Could this be the beginning of the end?!

In the past, when people have heard the name �Paris Hilton� they�ve thought �spoiled sexpot.� From now on, when they hear �Paris Hilton� they�re going to think �spoiled opponent of gay marriage.� [The Borowitz Report]

Riiiight! Once a porn star, always a porn star! Has anyone seen the second video?!! I want to see the bits where she gets all racial.

I’ve always wanted my own family and I’m really anxious to have children. I think about that more and more. In the past I had been working so hard pursuing my acting and my music that having children just wasn’t an issue for me because I was so busy. But now I want to take more time for myself and for my husband, and starting a family is definitely one of my biggest dreams. I can’t wait. [Ireland Online]

For some reason, I can’t see her as a mother. Plus, what will happen to the 1 billion dollar insurance policy on her ass?!