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Yes-yes, I shit you not, my friends. In order to help you pucker up with hot girls or boys at bars, clubs & tip-top private parties around the world, we’ve created the universal pickup line. If you can’t get to at least 2nd base now, you might want to call it quits & move to Nepal to lead a lonely life in the mountains.

Kiss goodbye to your inhibitions & spread the Bastardly Love & Spirit, baby!

T-Shirt Photo Contest!

You buy. You snap. You win. The simple rules include:
1. Wear the shirt out one night in a kickass city of your choice
2. Take a hot photo* with someone whom you do not know (Tip: Guys, choose someone Varian Gray would hit up on. All you beautiful gals, please give some love to the insecure Asians! They are funny & can help you out when your computer breaks down!)
3. E-mail us your photo.

Our well experienced team will gauge the photo’s hotness level & post them up for readers to enjoy (with your permission)! So what does the winner get? You can either have another T or opt for the “special, secret prize” which you’ll get in the mail soon after you win.

Wavin & Jackson: Don’t email asking if it’s Porn! It’s not, you dirty-dirty people!

Cost: $15 (that includes shipping) for US/Canada residents. People abroad, add $3. There are limited quantities of smalls & xls, so grab ‘em quick if you wanna wear the T @ parties during the holiday season! As the Ts will be ready in a couple weeks, you may order via Paypal, check, money order or cash (at your own risk). Rock on!

*Implies you to be in a hot pose! Be creative!