Posts from July 2014

Hiromi Oshima’s Modeling Society Interview

 in the middle of the afternoon by 4

Hiromi Parigi
The Parigi Lingerie Collection. Girls, you may purchase your set here.

Here’s a little something that’s been sitting around for a while. Most of you Hiromi fiends have probably already seen this, but for those of you who haven’t read on! I’ve copied the entire interview here just incase Modeling Society decides to do any site maintenance.

By the way some of this is written, you can tell it was written by a fobber, but sometimes fobbiness can be sexy! Very sexy! Oh yeah, baby!

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The Most Important Trial…Ever: Hooters vs. WingHouse

 after a late four martini lunch by 0


We need to hit up this WingHouse in Largo!

Yes-yes, my friends. The future for hungry, horny bikers, hicks, sports enthusiasts, and loners will be decided in a courtroom. Hooters, with annual sales of around $800mil, is suing WingHouse restaurants ($26mil in annual sales). What the hell is Hooters smoking? Well, Hooters “claims that WingHouse unfairly copied certain distinctive elements of the Hooters experience, damaging Hooters’ reputation and confusing the chicken-wing-eating public.” Those poor souls!

Winghouse fights back with a simple argument:

Hooters has nothing more than a marketing concept which cannot be protected by law. The same comparisons could be made between Home Depot and Lowe’s or Burger King and McDonalds, he said. [St. Petersburg Business Times]

Well, there’s one thing for sure! I’d really love to sit in on this case when it comes around to the part where they compare the women. Those lucky lawyers! I bet the judge will want a private session with a chick from each establishment just to see whether they really are the same…Bastard.

Is Usher Sleeping With Violent Naomi?

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 9

Naomi
I wonder who’s in control of the relationship?

Talk about odd an couple. There’s only one question: When will Usher file charges against Naomi for domestic abuse? You never know b/c she could do anything after sniffin’ up a couple lines…

This particular photo was snapped at an after party somewhere in Europe. They both attended the yesterday’s European MTV Awards. Usher was Naomi’s bitch date @ the award show.

Naturally a lot of chicks were all over Usher at the after party, but all girls be warned: Usher is now dating a housekeeper beating, ex-crack addict Super Model. She is liable to regulate at any time.

There’s no doubt Usher is a babe magnet. He seemed oblivious to all the attention he was getting but Naomi certainly noticed it. She made sure everyone knew who the real queen bee was. People were waiting for it to all kick off but her strategy was far cleverer. Instead of blowing up she gave them all subtle killer looks and one by one they melted away. [contactmusic]

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Personality Type: Drama Queen

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 3

Drama Queens (applies to males, as well) have a unique personality type. I’m sure we’ve all come to experience such annoying people in action @ the most inoportune of times. Like most sane people, I try to repel even the slightest scent of drama, not because I am lazy to deal w/ the bullshit that comes with the drama, but because it is always completely an unnecessary waste of time. Don’t get me wrong, alright. I’m all for wasting time, but it is the wasting time on crap that blooms into useless stress that I’m adamantly against.

In order for the drama queen to successfully commit her crime, an accomplice is almost always necessary. Just like how war would never exist w/out armies, drama would rarely exist w/out Drama Fanners. Yes, Drama Fanners is a new term, my friends. The Drama Queens need to feed on these people. Drama Fanners are just as bad as Drama Queens because they refuse to keep their mouths shut when circumstances require them to do so. They simply feed the fire (burning inside your typical Drama Queen’s heart, mind & mouth) and unnecessarily create/prolong the drama.

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Gwen Stefani’s Japanese Pets: Love, Angel, Music & Baby

 in the weewizzle hours by 10

Gwen Stefani
I just saw the video & interview. Duuuude! Gwen should drop the solo act and head to the beach to get a nice, natural tan.

This must be massive marketing stunt on the backs of these poor Japanese chicks (referred to as “Harajuku Girls” b/c they hang out by Tokyo’s Harajuku bridge). Whatevs on the album that, by the way, is set to release on Nov.23. We want to know more about these heavily made up servants that are pretty much stuck to the self-absorbed Gwen Stefani’s ass.

I’ve scoured the net for info, but nothing. I assume something will eventually leak as these chicks get around the rich & famous penis circuit (that is, if Mistress Stefani allows them to step out the door). Plus, these chicks must be getting paid (probably illegally, a la Hiromi Oshima [per Steve]), so let’s see what happens once the album releases. All I know is that Gwen has named her human pets Love, Angel, Music & Baby, but I don’t know who is is who?! Lastly, in an interview with Elle Girl, Gwen reveals the following:

The Harajuku scene is basically something that has been really inspiring to me. If you can say that an area is a muse, then Harajuku is mine for sure. I have always been a writer from the heart. I could never sit down with a subject and write a song about it. It’s more like ‘My heart just got killed, I’m gonna write a song about it!’ Or ‘I’m so in love, I’m gonna write a song about it!’ I wanted to be a creative writer though, and that was one of the challenges with this record. I was trying to write and I just started thinking about going to Japan and how it’s been inspiring me for years. I don’t want to say too much about the Harajuku girls because people should find out about them and see it for themselves. [Elle Girl]

Thanks for nothing, Gwen. Anyway, don’t you guys think these girls are being used as props? I want to see their H-1 Visas, damn it!!

Watch the video & interview @ Netscape Music.

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