Ratings: Brenda Lowe

GO TEAM GO!!!!!

+7.00 - Ai Mamacita! Ni Hao Ma?

+1.00- She’s half Chinese!!!!

+0.10 - Single ( According to the official website of the Miami Dolphins).

-0.55 - She got the Asian-sized breastsessess.

-0.23 - Don’t know if she has a boater accent or sexy spanish accent.

-0.07 - Dolphins suck nuts! (Go Packers!)

-0.24- Haven’t actually seen her on tv in action.

+0.50 - Won Senorita Republica Deportiva 2004 (Courtesy of Univision website).

-0.15 - I have no idea what that is.

-0.03 - Can’t read any of that info on the Univision website.

-0.25 - Career goal is not to pose for Playboy or be an actress that does nude scenes.

+0.10 - Long hair to grab onto.

+0.03 - To my knowledge has not dated that tool JC Chasez.

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7.21 - Total Score

She’s half Bolivian and HALF CHINESE!!! Now I’ll have to admit there are a couple of Seagals that are pretty fine…but goodness, Holmgren should go out and sign this chick to a contract!

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23 comments
richierich

how can she wear those shorts so tight and have no camel-toe whatsoever?

richierich

she's amazing. where is she now?

Pablo

i'm Bolivian and from NYC.Brenda Lowe is awesome!when are the dolphins playin on MNF

HK

If Brenda's best asset is her brain, then she is the smartest human being on the planet! :)

Moe
Moe

Dude, we contacted her for an interview late last year, but she declined. I even threw in a free T! Hopefully she'll be a little nicer around Valentine's Day!

Matt

Nice find on the other pictures of her. The Miami dolphins website doesn't have too many of her. If you can get onto Maxim Magazine's homepage, the Lounge has an interview with her. I myself have two copies of the magazine where I first discovered her. Smoking!!!

Ching Wong

Damn she's hot!! I didn't know us Asian males with our stereotypically small packages could get with hot latina chicks and make a hot mixed chick!! i know that her dad is chinese because "Lowe" is an Americanized Chinese surname "Lo". If her dad was Bolivian, that would mean her last name would be Latin like "Gonzalez" or "Lopez" or something.

Moe
Moe

thanks, kit. you said that so nicely. :-)

I'm telling you, i'm drugged up on some maad painkillers!!

Actually, I think I'm just a dumbass.

kitten

Dear Moe: I don't think that is a direct quote from her mouth... he was just saying that the goals she has outlined do not include doing those things and thus he is disappointed.

Moe
Moe

"Career goal is not to pose for Playboy or be an actress that does nude scenes."

what the hell kind of goals is that? SHe just shot herself out of the entertainment industry with that comment.

Rome Dawg
Rome Dawg

i think that she was featured in Maxim, it was like a cheerleader vs. cheerleader deal...i forgot who Brenda was going up against...might need to do a search...

Jackson
Jackson

You can thank BoliviaChineseGetLoweGawdDamn!SkeetSkeetSkeet aka DolphinsCheerleaderFanForLife aka SiriusCheese for finding this one...

there ain't many sites about her on google... so looks like once the mainstream starts following her, bastardly will get even more hits!! g'yeah!!!!!!!!

Moe
Moe

Dude, how did you guys ever get your hands on this chick? Was she covered in a Mag recently or something?

[One tooth extraction, a filling & $152 later, I'm back, but still in pain! Damn all dentists]

Mark
Mark

fair enough

Jackson
Jackson

After further review, my determination is that is a birthmark and I will not deduct points for that....not like it's a frickin mole on her face like Enrique Igelsias had. Hotness rating still stands as called...

Mark
Mark

What is that one the inside of her right arm? A tat? Or birthmark? No negative points for that?

Varian Gray

damn fellas... this girl is so f***ing bangin, it's ridiculous. i can't even put into words how good she is. yummmm.

steve
steve

Ai Yasuda of 49ers "Gold Rush" was much hotter than this babe. There was a japanese woman on the Seattle Sea Gals who was the finest cheerleader ever. I haven't been able to find her on the web. I know that it's oedipal, but my mom's tribe the Khanty produce the most physically attractive women. Nenets girls are very, very cute too. Chinese women are the nastiest bitches on Earth(sorry Jackson), they're vacuous, racist and materialistic. God Bless them all.

Jackson
Jackson

Yes, the rating is obviously lower....we don't hand out 8's like hot cakes. The 8 barrier is almost of sacred proportions...what does a chick need to have to be truly considered to be an 8? Criteria includes some really amazing breastsessess or be cuban.

...even our favorite Desperate Housewive can't break the 8 barrier...and we have a multitude of posts here worshiping her.

Brenda almost broke the 8 barrier with my bias fascination that she's half Chinese(!) but the lack of Jolie-sized boobs dropped her according to bastardly standards....

I agree though...I must migrate over to South America (Colombia) and find myself and nice paisas and make beautiful babies!!! mi amor!!!

Rome Dawg
Rome Dawg

Jacks, you did it again...excellent pics, Brenda "Get" Lowe is damn hot...and i did notice that she is rated a bit lower than Jackie Guerrido...but anyways, she is freakin hot...what's up with this latin/asian mix??? damn, every male from Asia needs to migrate over to South America and create a superhot race...LOL...

DolphinsCheerleaderFanForLife
DolphinsCheerleaderFanForLife

I'd like to thank all those that made this possible, Ricky Williams, Wangsta , Tivo oh yeah Jesus Christ....i'm goin to miami