Jenny McCarthy & Her Huge Ass Wig

At least I think that’s a wig.

Well, Playboy chose to go to their playmate-bench to start off 2005. Is there a shortage of beautiful women or something?! I’ve seen the spread and wasn’t too impressed, but whatevs. I personally think America’s infatuation with The Blonde is over. Paris Hilton spits on this passing infatuation every time she whores herself in front of cameras. It’s very sad. 2005 will be the year of the Latina—nothing’s wrong in hoping, right?

Oh one more thing, is it just me or does Jenny look like a fucking Barbie doll? Playboy’s army of air-brushers need to put on some kind of forced-leave program for a few issues in 2005. They take their jobs way too seriously.