Coming To A PS2 Near You…Playboy: The Mansion

Playboy: The Mansion
Check out more screenshots @ GameSpy.

Now, even geeky guys who used to wack off to Lara Croft can get some play with a few of the hottest women around—Playboy Playmates, to be exact! If any of you guys have ever wasted away precious time of your life playing various simulation games that allows you to, in a sense, lead two lives—one electronic & one pathetically real, you might dig Playboy’s newest attempt to capture future magazine subscribers! In about a month, once Playboy: The Mansion releases, your second life (or third, if you choose) can be similar to that of Hugh Hefner’s. Sad, but true.

To be completely honest, my favorite part of what I played was messing around with the ladies. I’m a shy and honest guy, you see. So mixing it up and being irresponsibly amorous was a real kick. Juggling the responsibilities of publishing a magazine and building a mansion was certainly fun, but juggling around dozens of hot girls is much cooler. It was cool to hit on a girl in one room, leave her hanging for a bit, hit on a girl in another room, and return to the first girl. I’m guessing that this will be the best part of the game for many of those that buy. [GameSpy]

Like I said…Sad, but true!

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