Nick & Jessie’s Days Are Numbered (Again)

Twist Magazine Clipage
Twist Magazine clipping, January 2005. More clippings here.

First, who’s Stacie? I’m probably missing something…

Secondly, I’ll reitterate the Bastardly Prediction: They are no more by the end of summer, 2005. I have a feeling that a scandalous sex-video will put an end to Nick Lachey’s misery. I think the guy is riding out the last wave of Jessica’s fame that will crash to an end following the release of her widely awaited Dukes movie. It’s also possible he has another album that he & his crew will pull out of their asses & simply need the extra press to help swindle cash from innocent 13-year old chicks .


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Hannah

When they split, Nick should sue Jessica for half of everything in order to keep himself in the pampered, house-husband lifestyle to which he has become accustomed. The only thing that could save Nick's career is...oh wait, there's nothing aside from reincarnation.

katrina

i agree mallory, but me im a very romantic person so the 2 couples Nick and Jess are romantic and do what any couple do sure all celebs have there up and downs even we average people do.

But the only thing that has confused me is jessica's new video clip shes looking way sexual as though there has been a change in the air compared to the last video clips she has made.

but good luck to the couple and they should work things out and i doubt that they are going to split up.

mallory

will u guys just leave nick and jess alone goa y'all crazy they won't break up it's like y'all are obessed with them !!!

let them live their lives and u can just get a life!!!!!!

SeXy
SeXy

I agree Lissa, Marriage s over rated! If and wehn i find that lucky bastard I want to spend the rest of my life with, I will throw a huge " love party" where everyone can celebrate our love we share for eachother.

Now.... Firstly I don't blame Jess for bangin Johnny-HELLLO- he's super sexy!

Of course she gunna go out and sleep with other people, Nick was her very first fuck.

Who in their right mind marries a virgin anyway? Of course she's gunna want to taste another mans MEAT! Nick in my mind is a geek anyway, so props to Jess.

Lissa
Lissa

That story does sound believeable. My two cents on kitten's above comment is that know one who marries really does "make it". Even if they never divorce are they really happy? Marriage is an out of date practice. I can understand if people want to be married in order to feel like their love is valid but why? Who cares what others think, love is love and no paper makes it offical.

Catherine
Catherine

Heard from several friends removed that she and Johnny Knoxville were sleeping together throughout the filming of Dukes of Hazzard and Nick found out. Word is she's back living with her family for the moment and when the show ends, they'll announce their separation. So, it could be WAY before the end of summer that they'll break-up...

kitten

Is it sad that I wish things will work out for them? I mean, if *they* can't do it, who can? (sigh)