MoeJackson

Is he morphing into some kind of new animal? Every time I see him, he’s 100lbs heavier and has 2x more hair on his face.

We have an image problem, not only with Michael Moore, but with the general public. We’re criticized on Capitol Hill and in the press - put in the category of the tobacco industry, even though we save lives. [The Age]

Aaaw. For some reason I’m not sad.

Anyway, I think Michael Moore has a hidden plan to get heavily discounted weight-loss drugs funneled into his gigantor bod. Or maybe he’s trying to blackmail the industry in trying to get them to expand research into more effective weight loss drugs? Who knows, but I’m pretty sure it has something to do with weight loss.

The article goes onto quote an exec giving his opinion on Moore’s previous documentaries.

His movies resemble docudramas more than documentaries.

I must agree. For the sake of his growing body and hairy face, we must stop watching his movies. The guy needs to be motivated to stop working so hard on his documentaries and start exercising (and shaving).