Lloyd Grove Wants You To Hate Paris Hilton (Too)
She’s not in NYC going for an Alaskan vacation. She’s actually at LAX going to Jamaica!!
Lloyd Grove hates Paris.
It’s also possible this guy has cruel intentions of getting Paris’ attention & then blackmailing the slutty whore (sorry for the redundancy) into making one of those scandalous sex videos with him in the starring male role. Most people will think that he wants to do it for his own personal pleasure, but that’s not the case, my friends. Keep in mind that, Lloyd Grove hates Paris Hilton—with a passion. Just as the sex video shot Paris into super stardom and onto every adolescent boy’s computer screen, Lloyd Grove has a secret plan to use the same sex video to bring her boney ass down! Ooh, that Lloyd!! Always one step ahead of everyone!
Just what is this elaborate plan? Only Lloyd Grove & God know, but I’m sure we’ll know sooner than later. Now we just have to wait for Paris to bite!
In the meantime, please read Lloyd’s Hating Paris Hilton for Dummies article.
Just incase NY Daily ever decides to zap this article, I’m saving Lloyd’s classic list of reasons why to hate Paris Hilton as a reference for those who need to refresh their minds on why Paris is a skanky, spoiled whore.
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