Posts from July 2014

Ratings: Jackie Guerrido

Look at those breastsessess!!!!

+ 7.00 - Ai Mamacita! Mi Amor!!!

+1.00 - Look at those breastsessess!!!!!!!!!

+0.10 - She’s from Puerto Rico.

+0.50 - Not married.

-0.20 - Has 2 kids.

-0.10 - Can’t find any websites about her in English.

-0.12 - Can’t find any nude pics or atleast a nip slip.

-0.07 - I wouldn’t be able to understand a word she says.

+0.20 - The Spanish accent…..oooohhhhwwweee!!!!

-0.04 - I have to wake up at 7am to catch her on Univision.

-0.01 - Forcing me to actually have to watch Univision.

+0.07 - Sexiest weather report ever!

-0.01 - No confirmation that those amazing breastsessess are real.

-0.12 - Don’t know about possible Playboy pictoral (Jackie, you can
get points back on this one!)

+0.03 - To my knowledge has not dated that tool JC Chasez.

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8.23 - Total Score

She’s a Latina, she has an amazing rack, and she could read me the Encyclopedia Britannica - Volume Q and I’d get off on that.

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Body Double: Two Bhetdamese Brothers

I was shocked when I saw this too. They are both Vietnamese, mind you.

Path To Discovery: First I was led to this Brazilian chick’s profile from some website. Then the guy on the left is a “friend/online-stalker” who happens to be on her list. His name is Joe. The guy on the right is Viet-Cong, a college friend.

I dedicate this body double to all the Bethnamese gangstas out there. Peace. Yo.

One Reason To Vacation In China

I’m perfectly happy to bare my skin if it will help save animals skins. With so many fashionable and comfortable fur alternatives available today, there’s no excuse for killing animals and stealing their skins. [TV New Zealand]

If you’re traveling through the region, make sure you hit up Beijing and Shanghai b/c that’s where these billboards are scheduled to appear.

Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo


Ow! There cast is lookin’ better than last time.

Since I have pretty bad taste in movies & I watch around 2-3 flicks a year, I’m lookin’ to make this movie a definite for 2005. After his Emmy calibur job in 50 First Dates, I’ve come to realize that Rob Schneider is seriously one of the most underrated actors in Hollywood.

But enough about Robby. Eddie Griffin is another one of my favs. The guy has gone from straight up standup to TV sitcom to the big screen and all very quietly, mind you. With that at hand, Eddie Griffin gives us the complex plot for the sequel which takes place in bloody Amsterdam!

The sequel is “Deuce Bigalow: European Gigolo,” I think it’s going to be called, that’s the working title. T.J.’s in Amsterdam because Deucy, Rob’s character, calls me up and is like, “you need a vacation, let’s come hang out in Amsterdam.” And there’s a man-whore killer, there’s a guy running around killing man whores and everybody’s mistaking T.J. as the man whore killer, so he’s always at the wrong place at the right time. So they have to go undercover and do some research to find out who is the man whore killer. And that’s pretty much the sequel- I don’t want to give away the story. [Read CinemaCon's Full Interview With Eddie Griffin]

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For Jackson: 1st-Runner-up, Ms. Hong Kong, 2004


Say Ni-hau-ma to Queenie Chu Wai Man

While I was a college student in the United States, I worked different part-time jobs. Not only did this help pay for my college tuition, it allowed me to get to know the language and culture there better. Those jobs provided me with unique experiences, but the most interesting job I’ve had was an internship I did last summer at a local Hong Kong television station as a news reporter. I studied Political Communication in college, so this was a fascinating experience that gave me the opportunity to see first hand how the media worked. It also provided me with a chance to meet many government officials in Hong Kong, which made it very special. [Ms World 2004]

What were those part-time jobs, Queenie?! Typical pageant answer.

Well, she sounds very motivated & is smart enough to know where the real power resides in society. Hmm. I wonder why all the officials took time out of their day to meet with Queenie…

We wish her the best of luck!