Posts from July 2014

Future Female Politicians, Docs, & Teachers Going Pee - Pee

 late in the evening by 3

What do college girls do when they get drunk? Apart from sleeping around, making sex-videos, puking, girls also get their photo taken on the pooper by trusty friends who later use the photos as blackmail material! The result? A truly Bastardly collection of Girls Going Pee photos!

[There is no nudity in these photos, so all you 10-year old Vietnamese boys can browse freely! Just try to do it when your parents are not in the room because you'll probably get a Asian-style beat down.]

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Freeloader Federline Plays Santa Claus

 after a late four martini lunch by 0

He’s still a genius, though! Who else can shop around with a bottomless pit of money and not have to worry about payin’ the bills? It’s a toss up between Star Jones and Kevs. They are both geniuses in their own right. One found financial stability (understament) and the other found a homosexual man to make love to her (somehow).

Hmm. I wonder who wears Sean John in the Federline household. Maybe something for that steak-eating Chihuahua? Who gives a shit! It’s good as free, baby!!

Eddie Aikau Invitational 2004

 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 0


Girls, that would be Daryl Virotsko.

Virotsko took one of the most frightening wipeouts of the century, dropping down the face of a gigantic 40-foot wave. He suffered a knee injury from the fall and was forced to withdraw from the event. [Yahoo]

Craziness, I tell you. People flew in from all over the world (Brazil, Ausieland, Calitown, you name it!) to surf the big wave conditions.

Below are more crazy photos.

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Joe Simpson Pimps His Daughter In GQ Mag

 in the middle of the afternoon by 5


Son of a bitch child-Pimp

I’m telling you, the bastard is not a father, he’s a dirty pimp. Does a father ever plug his daughter’s boobie size in an international magazine? No! Only a pimp would do such a thing b/c he knows if his bitches sell their goodies well, his wallet will only get fatter.

Jessica never tries to be sexy. She just IS sexy. If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both. She’s got DOUBLE Ds! You can’t cover those suckers up!

When will his daughters wake up from this daydream and take control of their lives. This is a classic setup for a family feud. Tremendous fame. Shit load of money. Controlling father. What goes must come down, my friends. Everything, from Paris Hilton to Wal-Mart, baby!

Tiger Woods Showing Signs Of A Personality

 after a late four martini lunch by 6


The Ghettofabulous Tiger Woods

Tiger Woods is as bland as they get. Well, maybe that was the bachelor Tiger because at yesterday’s Spike TV’s Video Game Awards, he was dressed up like a pimp and hanging out with bloody Snoop Dogg! It seems all the myths about marriage are indeed true.

His wife, hottie Elin Nordegren, has apparently performed Personality CPR on Tiger by way of having tremendous amounts of wild & crazy Euro-sex with him in various exotic locations across the globe. (Damn them!)

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