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This isn’t just the trilogy, my friends. It comes with a fucking mountain, as well!
Don’t get me wrong, I liked the movie & stuff, but this is absurd. If that set above wasn’t saaad enough, check out these crazy people below…
There’s nothing like some good ‘ole eye candy at work!
Is there a line? You tell me.
Apparently, John Travolta’s penis has grown another few inches with his newest purchase. He’s a new owner of a bloody €8m Zeppelin airship b/c his other two jets weren’t hittin’ the right spot anymore when he cruised around the world while getting his ass waxed by beautiful women. I won’t go as far as to say that I wouldn’t indulge like a madman if someone wired $200 million into my account tomorrow, but at the same time I think (at least, I hope) there would be a line to the level of my indulgence.
Here’s a little bit to help prove my point.
He already has a Boeing 707 and a Gultstream executive jet at his Florida home, which is designed to look like an old-fashioned airport with runways, arrivals hall and a departure lounge. [Ireland Online]
Damn Colin Farrell. He’s an arrogant bastard, but a lucky one, nonetheless! First Angie & now a freckled Lindsay Lohan! She was lookin’ pretty good last night.
Anyway in other Lohan news, it’s recently been learned that Lindsay has gotten her freckled hands on some more dough.
Lindsay Lohan has just bumped up her going price to $15 million per film, and shes also on the cover of PEOPLE and ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY!!! When FREAKY FRIDAY went to $100 million bucks, the chairman of DISNEY called her into his office and gave her $1 million dollar check as a bonus!! [KISS FM]
There are no words for the image above. She has the mother of all stretch marks. I guess that’s what happens after you lose 450lbs…in 9 months.
This is straight out of a scary movie, I tell you.
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Caution: Boobs can explode at anytime.
Tara should really learn to let those boobies breathe a little or else they might act up and escape from their cage again.
Remember not to wake the neighbors!
Close your eyes. Yes, you. Close your eyes & have someone read this to you.
Scenario A: Imagine yourself at a regular party. Your friends are drinking, eating, smoking & just screwing around in general. People get drunk, a few even manage to pass-out and then soon the party fizzles out and everyone leaves. There’s literally no climax. People just leave after a few laughs and drinks. The End.
Scenario B: Imagine yourself at a party. Your friends are drinking, eating, & hittin’ the billy-billy-bing-bong. Similar to Scenario A, some people get drunk & even more get tipsy, but no one has time to pass-out only because out of the blue, a friend rolls out a huge black apparatus that ultimately takes the shape of a mechanical spanking machine—The RoboSpanker! I am a big fan of the world famous mechanical bull, mind you, but the RoboSpanker is tip-top! At first everyone remains confused, shy and even disgusted, but luckily you invited ‘that’ crazy girl who you knew would be down to be Spank Victim Numero Uno & help to open the flood gates for future participants. Now, I know all you girls just got crazy chills and goose bumps all over your bodies, but don’t be too appalled. Those symptoms are perfectly natural and are signs of your subconscious desires to be RoboSpanked! (Maybe one or two light spanks?)
The point I’m trying to make above is that if you’re in college or merely a bachelor who throws crazy parties with any type of clientele (rich, beautiful, ugly, young, old, whatever), you must order in a RoboSpanker and spice up the life of your party. It’s one of those long-term investments that will pay itself off in endless nights of crazy-western-sex with women of your choice. Ok—ok, maybe I took it a bit too far, but if not sex, I’m sure you’ll get to see plenty of booty! [Remember, 'booty quality' is entirely contingent upon who you invite, so keep that mind if you want to break out the RoboSpanker. You don’t want a 500-lb Monica Lewinsky jumping on and scaring away everyone even before the RoboSpanker has a chance to warm up.]
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I am….Super Bitch! Fear me or I will have sex with everyone you know!
That’s exactly what Anna Benson will do if Kris Benson (Met’s pitcher) decides to follow the ill-advised path of adultery. And I quote, “I will sleep with all his teammates, coaches, trainers & then circle around to other teams if he ever cheats on me.” And at the end of it all, she was cold-heartedly serious!
Apart from Kris Benson being one of the richest whipped men in the country, I’d have to say that Anna Benson is the biggest bitch to appear in FHM in a while (she’s gotta a mini-layout in this month’s mag). Some of the other things she brought up…
1. She got Kris his $27 million contract with the Mets.
2. She is responsible for his success (from training to taking care of him at home).
3. She has had sex in every hole in her body (I’m not making this stuff up…).
4. She started a anti-terrorism charity that doesn’t really fight terrorism, but really helps Pennsylvania police buy body armor and shit for their vehicles. She takes pride in working this into his contract.
5. Once again, if he’s caught cheating she will humiliate him by sleeping with every baseball fan in the city of NY. For some reason she’s not worried about the additional humiliation that will cause her.
6. They’ve made around 30 sex videos in various hotel rooms around the city. She was pretty adamant in declaring that she’s the “STAAAR” in all the movies. Who else will be the fucking star?!! Whipped Kris Benson?
6. And finally, Anna doesn’t need a cut from the $27mil b/c her name is included in all his bank accounts.
But at the end of it all, she loves her husband. I think either Kris Benson will be murdered by this devil of a woman or this lady will die of a crack overdose. Or it’s possible she’ll overdose on crack first and then right before she’s going to die she’ll kill Kris Benson. Who knows what will go down, but the police better keep their eyes on this woman.
REMINDER TO ALL GUYS: Don’t forget to take a condom before hitting Mets games!
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