Posts from September 2014

Backstage With Arthur Mendonca in Los Angeles

Ow!
Spring 2005 Fashion Show in Los Angeles. October 25-29, 2004

These photos almost make me quit everything and become a photographer! Props to Arthur for designin’ some amazingly sexy swimwear! I’m telling you, the Latinos are amazing people.

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Lost: Cali ID & Black Amex Card


Dude, she’s super young! I really thought she’d be hotter in her photo. Once again, she & Hillary Duff are madly overrated when it comes to looks!

1. Lindsay Lohan has billions of freckles that requires around 3lbs of make-up to conceal.
2. Hillary Duff looks like a linebacker.

Big Screen Eva!


Wow, too hot of a scene.

This shouldn’t be much of a surprise. With Eva sleeping around with directors, sweet talkin’ the right people @ the right award shows & literally wringing the fame she has goin’ with ‘Wives, she’s creating opportunities for herself. Keep it up, Eva! Capture the big dogs under your Latino Web of Love.

The latest opportunity comes with Harsh Times, a low-budget flick directed by Training Day & S.W.A.T director, David Ayer.

The story, set in South Central Los Angeles, revolves around two men (Christian Bale, Freddy Rodriguez) in their 20s. Longoria will play Rodriguez’s girlfriend. Shooting is scheduled to begin Dec. 20.
Bale, in theaters with “The Machinist”, next stars in “Batman Begins”. Rodriguez has been nominated for an Emmy for his work on HBO’s “Six Feet Under”. [Empire Movies]

This movie is flush with opportunities. First off, Christian Bale is huge! A few nights with him & only God knows who’ll be callin’ Eva next! Plus, since this is a low-budget flick, it naturally represents tremendous opportunity for success @ the box-office. I guess only time will tell�

Nipple Alert: CSI NY’s Melina Kanakaredes On Letterman

Letterman
It’s alright Dave. Caressing the microphone is not as bad as Bill O’Reilly using a dildo on himself. Once again, I would like to reiterate that Bill O’Reilly is a sick-sick-SICK bastard!

Here’s one more photo of Melina for further confirmation of the Nipple Alert.

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The Love Triangle: Brad-Angie-Jenny

Brad & Angie
Ow!

Bastardly Questions:
1. Did Brad get a piece?
2. Did Brad make a video?
3. If Brad made a video, does he have it on a laptop, by chance?

Reports are resurfacing that Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston’s marriage is in trouble. This time the problem is said to be the fact that Brad wants to become a father while Jennifer wants to concentrate on a film career. They had planned to start a family once “Friends” ended, but she has been swamped with film offers, and now has three movie projects in the works. [Star 100.7]

The gossiping gurus around the net are firing this one up again. I give their marriage until Labor Day, 2005.

Mommy Paris

Yummy!
Yummy. The sexy, pregnant Paris Hilton!

This Wednesday you’ll be treated to not only to the 305-year old Barbara Walters, but also to Paris Hilton. Some how bloody Paris made it on to her show that looks (obviously not too deeply) into the 10 Most Fascinating People of 2004. In the interview, Paris adamantly declares that she wants to be a wife & a mommy (not exactly in that order) within the next 2 years. Two? Why not sooner?!

Paris goes on to say that she loves everything about her life, including her jewelry line, singing career, TV show and movie work. She says that she not much of a party girl anymore, but will go out if it’s a birthday or something. [The scandalously gossipy people @ Boston's one and onlaaay JAM'N 94.5]

I love the bit at the end with “birthday or something.”

Nick Lachey Has A Brain!

Oh god
Shut-up, already!

Finally! We were getting worried of exactly when it was going to hit Nick Lachey that it was time to move the hell on from whored-out Jessica Simpson. He must enjoy his youth & spread his wings to other hot women in the entertainment industry. To get more insight, we go to the gossip reporting power of San Diego’s own Star-100.7!

Despite telling the world that they are in love, witnesses who saw the couple at the Rockefeller Center tree lighting ceremony say they arrived and left in separate cars and didn’t speak to each other except when they were on camera. To top it off, Nick was griping about Jessica in front of a production assistant and her boss. The assistant even wrote about it on a media gossip website, saying, “My boss and I were talking to Nick about extending his intro for Jessica by 30 seconds. We asked him what he wanted to say about her. These are his exact words… ‘Let’s see, what could I say… Do you really want me to tell you? Not too many nice things to say about her. How about she was the best stocking I ever stuffed?”

Nick, why waste time playing this fake game. Time is against you, my friend. File a divorce and see the brighter, sexier side of fame. In probably 2 years, your chick-pull will be dramatically cut, so enjoy while you still can, my friend.