2005 Midsummer's Night Dream Party @ The Playboy Mansion
Friday, September 2nd, 2005 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Ow!
God damn! Our short-term goal is still to get invited to one of these parties b/c Playboy rocks! I hope someone @ Playboy just read that & will soon email here to let us know when we can fly in for the next party. Once we experience a night or two @ the mansion, we will endlessly plug the magazine for years to come.
Ok, moving on to the photos. Two of our favs were unfortunately MIA this special night that involves everyone to dress in 'lingerie or less'. Of course, I'm talking about Hiromi Oshima & Jillian Grace. I guess both beauties were too busy playing suckie-suckie with various Hollywood elites & therefore couldn't make it to the party. Even though our favorite bombshells were absent, there was still plenty of eye-candy to be tasted, so enjoy the photos below.
i think you have it wrong. it looks like mark hamill is there with a gussied up laura bush.
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Say what you will; the guy has aged etc etc, Hef is THE man! He laid down the template for every pimp daddy wannabe that has come along since. The dude has my deep and undying admiration and respect. Props. I wish i could get and invite but hey I'm a loser.
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i thought that was tara reid's nasty saggy ass in that first pic.
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i feel sorry for mark hamill: he was luke skywalker dammit!! he deserves better than that! but i think you're right about kinky shit going down in that relationship. ugh!
by the way, you got a last name for nadia?!
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I thought it was Prince's ass in the 1st pic! Carmella with Hayden? Where's Holly, Bridget & Kendra? I think Kendra should hook up with Eminem. She reminds me of Kim.
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nadia is my cousin! isn't she hot!
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What are you talking about? Jillian was there with David Gallagher. Just cuz she wasnt in the photos doesnt mean she wasnt there...
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