Asslee’s Nose Featured In Feb’s Cosmo

 while eating a Bastardly Certified lunch by 7

Ass’s nose looks like a ball of clay about to fall off her face. I hope she takes the Michael Jackson route and fixes it up a little w/ the millions she’s stealing from innocent kids around the country.

Oh yeah, as the magazine reads, “Don’t judge her till you read this.”

Well, since we know you’ve already judged her, don’t forget to sign this petition.


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Ms.Rossdale

Joshua, I`ve never heard of her before you but yes Grace Kelly is naturally beautiful very much so. -Gwen

Joshua
Joshua

"I think she’s prettier than Paris & Britney."

None of these chicks are pretty, including Ass-lee and her hump nosed sister. And Paris H. & Britney S. and their sisters are not good looking either. If ya'll want to look at someone who is actually good looking besides Angelina Jolie or Nicole Kidman, check out old pics of a young Grace Kelly. That woman was stunning naturally beautiful. These fugly sister acts dogs do not compare, not on there BEST day.

Lena

I think she's prettier than Paris & Britney. If you saw those skanks at a mall in Jersey (minus the millions), you would NOT be impressed.

Rafya

her nose looks like squeezed playdough

Jackson
Jackson

oh c'mon! don't be nice to her! admit it....her nose does look horrible and when looking at the entire face together you see how the sheer massiveness of that weird snout covers most of her face and draws the most attention.....

.... and she is so not prettier than Paris and Britney.

love the petition...

Tinuviel

Aww, but that's so mean! Her nose really isn't that bad when you look at her entire face together. She's far prettier than Paris and Britney!