Oh the places we find love…
I decided to call up my service provider EarthLink today b/c my Internet was acting screwy. I didn’t know the number & was too damn lazy to get up off my ass to find it, so I naturally tried to guess (yeah, I’m pretty sad like that).
I used the Lazy Ass Scientific Method that involves 1% logic & 99% guessing. I had one piece of information in hand:
1. My dish service provider’s number is 1-800-333-DISH.
Conclusion: EarthLink’s number is probably 1-800-333-LINK
Ring-Ring went the phone & on came a lady saying, “ooooh yeah, baby—” [hang-up]
Try it yourself, kiddos!
