Yes, a very sick question & by far one of the grossest posts on The Bastardly—yes even worse than that Michael Jackson Halloween mask post! Irregardless, it’s one of those subconscious questions that we all think about & it was recently answered on a message board in the form of a short, but absolutely hilarious, story.
The Quick Answer: It doesn’t matter what girls think. It’s just not worth it. Shaved butts are simply not the way to go!
Anyway, if you’re completely immature or simply want to laugh at something as if you were a 5th grader all over again, read the following story recently posted on Stern Fan Network. Oh yeah, get hold of a brown bag just incase you feel a little queezy…
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If this Stern fan found it so troublesome not having ass hair, how do girls do it? They don't have any ass hair, and they seem to manage just fine. Don't they?
Well i dont really have ass hair, but shaving it wouldnt have been my first suggestion. I agree with lissa, i would have trimmed it. But shaving (my legs) is a drag sometimes, but usually i enjoy it (i dont know why). That really was and is the 1) nastiest, 2) most thought provoking and 3) only ass hair story ive ever read. Great imagery though. i could literally feel and smell every fleshy sentence.
Okay, I understand if that idea is out the window, because it is a bitch to do. But as a woman, I already know that shaving and trimming isn't an easy task. In fact, I hate taking the time to shave but it's something I do anyway. If you don't like it, don't do it. But I know it's not as easy as it sounds.
Trimming ass hair?! You make it sound so easy. Lissa, it's kind of in an awkward place. You might end up cutting something you'll later regret.
Bottomline: It's not worth the trouble (or pain).
Wow, that is the sadest butt story I ever heard. I hate being inconvienced by my ass. If you have any more problems with ass crack hair may I suggest trimming the hair shorter instead. I know a few people who do that and they like it better.
good luck