He Said, She Slapped

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In response to a post on another weblog, I commented:

Dude, this is true with a lot of girls. As you get older & older, your standards get tougher & tougher until one day you get fed up of not finding anyone. That’s when you get in trouble b/c out of desperation, you’ll probably end up making an irrational decision one day & marry off with the wrong guy. You know what happens after that…a long, hopelessly tragic love life full of sex, scandal, money & god knows what else.

So what’s the moral of the story for all you girls?! Lower your standards a few notches & give me a call! I’m kidding!

In response to my comment, another chick (of course!) slapped back with:

Moe - If you said that to me in person, I’d kick your ass so hard and so fast you wouldn’t know what happened. Heh.

Ok, I admit it, I might have said a little more than necessary, but I thought the point I was trying to make was so obvious.

Irregardless, there’s a second moral to this story & it’s very simple. To keep from getting your ass beaten (possibly in a public place with, God forbid, your friends close by), don’t tell girls their standards are too high.*

*It’s okay to communicate such opinions over email, letters, or telephone provided you will not be seeing the girl in question for a few days.

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Moe
Moe

Oh, no probs, man! It's always good to learn something new.

"...it has been considered a blunder for decades and will probably continue to be so."

Damn right!

Regardless, thank you Ms. Tinuviel.

Tinuviel

I saw it once, and thought I'd let it slide. I saw it a second time and considered telling you. Now, I've seen it a third time and I really have to say something because it's annoying me.

Irregardless, though it has an entry at dictionary.com, is not a word! If you read their note, you'll see why it's bothering me. It's an improper composition of a word. Using ir and less in the same word is so redundant, I just want to erase it multiple times, hahah.

Anyway, yeah...