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* People claim that Kevin Federline was recently in Vegas without his Amex-card-wifie & slept with some other chick. [KISS FM 102.7]

* Oh no! Britney thinks she might be infertile. How’s that for a lame rumor? Well, it was recently reported by Star Magazine in order to sell a few copies. [Star 100.7]

* After taking 250k lives & leaving countless kids orphaned, Angelina Jolie is saying that she wants to go on an adoption spree! Who are the lucky kids going to be?! [Digital Spy]

* The conceited camera-whore speaks:

I can carry my own show. - Paris Hilton, [Reality TV World]

* Lastly, this is no rumor, but here are the controversial lyrics to the Tsunami Song made by stupid bastards @ NYC’s Hot97. In order to keep their jobs, the staff is donating one-week’s pay to the victims. How nice of them to buy their way out. How faded do you have to be to write something like this just a month after the disaster?!

There was a time, when the sun was shining bright
So I went down to the beach to catch me a tan
Then the next thing I knew, a wave 20 feet high
Came and washed your whole country away

And all at once, you can hear the screaming chinks
And no one was saved from the wave
There were Africans drowning, little Chinamen swept away
You can hear God laughing, ‘Swim you bitches swim.’

[Chorus]
So now you’re screwed, it’s the tsunami,
You better run and kiss your ass away, go find your mommy
I just saw her float by, a tree went through her head
And now your children will be sold to child slavery