As there is no gossip or scandal worth my time, I fall back on yet another memorable show from my youth: Blossom. True, it was a bit girly, but whatever. It was entertaining stuff (in an early-90s way) until the network pulled the plug in ’95. Damn capitalism!
For the right price you can. On Ebay, the auction currently stands at $152.00. Apparently this guy is completely oblivious of this auction, but for some reason, that’s hard to believe. He must obviously be the boss or the “that guy.”
Since Ebay deletes their auctions after 30 days, I’m including the text that goes along with the auction.
Commence vomiting in 3…2…
Yes, even Heiresses get wedgies, but Heiresses must escape from these tricky situations in typical Heiress Fashion. While smiling, lift skirt as if you were a cheap, $2 whore & readjust in one smooth, picking motion. During the readjustment process, make sure you keep the skirt up for approximately 5-10 seconds so that a few members of the paparazzi may obtain clear photos.
Repeat if necessary.
No one really knows why they broke up (yet), but there’s a lot of speculation. This was recently posted on Boston’s Jam’n 94.5’s website.
One report said that Brad and Angelina would talk on the phone all the time and would speak in hushed tones. A British tabloid also reported that Jen caught Brad having phone sex with Angelina. I also hear that Brad liked playing daddy to Angelina’s son Maddox. Then I hear that Jen got pissed when Brad pointed out that Angelina is six years younger than her and is managing to combine motherhood and a successful career. This is all so crazy though because Brad and Jennifer spent New Year’s with Courtney Cox and David Arquette on vacation. So far, nothing has been said about a divorce.
So which crazy British tabloid is behind this, you ask?! The News of the World, of course! Duh! They have some insanely bored storytellers on their payroll, I tell you. Read what they have to say here b/c it’s pretty damn entertaining even though it’s mostly bullshit.
Although there has only been 10 days that have pasted in the year, I’d have to say that The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou is FANTASTIC and one of the best movies I’ve seen this year!
There is just something about guys running around in scuba suits that gets me. The wrtiting was fabulous and as one of my co-workers commented, “I absolutely loved the movie although I wouldn’t be able to tell anyone what it was about and actually I cant think of one reason why I was so entertained.” I think he summed it up to a T! It was just a refreshing movie. It wasn’t trying to something, it was just what it is. The visuals, cinematography, editing and set and production design was awesome. The childlike parts of the film were so endearing. The score was AWESOME. The idea of singing all the David Bowie songs in Portugese was INGENIOUS. There is also that video game/ electronic music that is sooooooooo cool.
Acting wise, of course Bill Murray is a comic genius. His ability to be funny in that subtle way has always made me like him. The humor in the movie is just so subtle you don’t even know why you are laughing. Oh and man oh man … Willem Dafoe is magnificent in the movie. His character is freakin hilarious. I think it is definitely an underrated preformance. The movie would definitely not be as entertaining without him. Anyway … I highly recommend this movie. I give it 4 and 1/2 stars!
Ok … so I guess this is a little weird for a hetreosexual girl to write a crush of the week on a girl. But I don’t care. I write what I feel. Dammit, Natalie Portman is one of the most AMAZING women in Hollywood. She has been in 17 films since the age of 11 1/2. Her first feature film was “The Professional” which is an absolutely brillant film (of course the French version is the only version you should watch). To see her range at the young age of 11 is just phenomenal!! And her preformance in Garden State just made me melt. Shes smart (went to Harvard and graduated with honors, major Psychology), funny (listen to the commentary on the Garden State dvd) and extremely talented (self explanitory). Shes beautiful and dignified and absolutely classy.
I watched her on “Inside the Actor’s Studio” on Bravo and she was just absolutely fantastic. She is so articulate and just brillant. Maybe its just her ability to be so candid. Nat P is a fine fine woman. Sigh. If only I was a lesbian ….
HALLO all in webdom!! I am here today to shamelessly plug my friend DAVE’s awesome talents. Apparently, one day, perhaps friday it was, he and another friend of his (Ant) were talking, and Ant says to Dave (this of course is NOT the official convo) “Wouldn’t be rad if we could have our own streaming radio station?” Well, 4-5 hours after the conversation it was done.
My friend Dave is one of the most brillant men I have ever known. It ceases to amaze me how he thinks of something and then it’s done. There is nothing he can’t do!!
So if you like music… all kinds … check it out! We are in San Jose, California so we are on Pacific Time. Some nights a week there will actually be DJs spinning live. I believe saturday night was the first broadcast ever. I was special enough to see the 2nd night in effect. Last night Sidewok Radio had 28 listeners!!! And all by word of mouth. In the coming weeks I’m hoping I will get my own time chunk and get to play all my fave music for the people! Watch out for DJ miSsy miSs!!!! I am open to any more suggestions for DJ names … wait … maybe I shouldn’t have said that. Shit.
Anyway …. LISTEN TO IT NOW!!!
Howard has heard many rumors about Verne going to the Playboy mansion and getting some of the Playmates. Verne didn’t want to talk about who he’s had though. Howard wondered if Verne was married or something because he didn’t want to talk about it. Verne said he’s not married and some of the rumors he’s heard are just not true. Howard said that he would brag about banging Playboy models. Mark said that it’s not just one at a time that Verne has had either. Verne told Mark he was going to kick his ass. Mark held up 3 fingers when Howard asked how many chicks he’s had at once. Verne said that it was 3 or 4 and there was another guy with him that night. He said the guy didn’t do them at the same time though.
Howard heard that Verne isn’t all that big ”down below” but he thinks that he’s probably bigger than him. Verne asked Howard if he knows what a baby’s arm looks like, that’s what he’s got. Robin asked Verne if it was true that he had gone into rehab for his drinking. Verne said those were just stories. Mark said that Verne has the life of a rock star. [Read more @ Marks Friggin]
Well, Verne came in with producer, Mark Cronin, to talk about The Surreal Life’s new season on VH1.
This season appears to be pretty hilarious after I watched a small clip (see link above) of Drunk-Verne pissing in front of some door in the house. Apparently he was pissed off at Chyna b/c she stole his room that had all the dwarfish furniture made especially for him. There’s a second clip that shows two chicks skinny dipping & then Verne getting plastered to Mars. This guy was so fucking drunk that he was rolling over on to his back & orgasmically moaning in bed after being carried to his room in someone’s arms like a little baby. You guys must watch the clips. All in all, Verne is seriously the lifeblood of the show because I didn’t notice anything special about the other characters.