ATTN: Hot Girls & Guys Who Want Hot Girls

 around evening with martini & women in hand by 1

I wasn’t gonna write anything, but I promise this will be short.

Don’t hate on me too much, but I’m not diggin’ the ring. I know it probably cost Jordy za-zillion dollars, but dude, it’s too much! Wait—is there ever too much in the diamonds & ring biz?

It’s safe to say that it’s well worth the ticket into Christina’s life & bank account. What more could you ask for?! A hot girl w/ a shit load of money! Rock on, Jordy!! You better have a great anniversary present or it’s outs for you, kiddo.


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jake

i need all hot girls!!!!!!!!!! uz im sexy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!