ATTN: Sexually Tensed Women! Read & Rise Up!

WHY DOES THE SCENT OF A MAN’S COLOGNE MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WANNA JUMP HIS BONES? I mean, I just don’t understand it. Sometimes I try so hard to be a good girl…really I do. But it makes it so hard when you have this hunk of man standing holding you, just staring into your eyes and rubbing your back. Let me paint a mental picture for you…I’d say he’s about 5’11” 165 lbs of muscle, brown hair, beautiful green eyes, light skin, hispanic, and It’s hard to be a good girl with all that juiciness going on…but does he really have to smell so good, too? Geez…I tell you…I was so ready…but wasn’t at the same time. I hadn’t thought about that in a long time…and he just brought it right back up…all the memories, and his beautiful green eyes…OH LORD WHY CAN’T I JUST FORGET ABOUT THIS MAN????? AAAAHHHHH…. Okay…I’m settled now..sorry about that. My friend said that there was so much SEXUAL TENSION between the two of us, and that it was crazy to believe we had known each other for all that time and have never had sex. Believe me, I want to…but it’s always the wrong timing… We hardly ever have the time alone. We definitely need to make time. I’m tired of this waiting game… [continue reading]

I occasionally read this blog at work & come across some really interesting things. I’ve been meaning to plug the blog & this particular post, but didn’t really have a good way to introduce it until now. I figured the best introduction was the post itself! Anyway, one important point to take home is: