Lack Of Hot Lawyers & Jacko’s Lucky #s

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There are no hot lawyers. Again. The O.J. trial had bloody Marsha Clarke who went through like 5 hairstyles, but still couldn’t look hot. Who does the Michael Jackson trial have?! 450-year old Tom Sneddon. This dude might collapse during cross examination, so I hope Santa Barbara County has a strong bench.

Now, let’s move to Michael’s lucky numbers.

With the jury selection finally coming to an end yesterday, Michael Jackson’s trial will hopefully start up soon (hopefully). The official numbers were 8 women & 4 men & ages ranging from 20 to 79! Here’s what we’re dealing with:

One of the jurors had been asked during selection if he recognized celebrity witnesses in the case including self-help guru Deepak Chopra. He responded, “I think he’s a rapper.” [Yahoo! News]

Oh boy! This is gonna be a wild-wild ride!

Upon further analysis, I have to say that women will be more sympathetic to Michael than men. I reached this conclusion from reading a lot of useless crap & listening to countless bastards spout-off on CNN & Fox News.

You see, men become disgusted by the mere scent of molestation—in their mind, if you’re accused, you’re guilty. With women it’s much different. They can absorb all the drama much better than men. They’ll see the black hearts of those gold-digger moms, as well as the innocence of the blackmailed children. It’ll pretty much come to do a women jurors’ ability to understand the various women who will be on the stand. And, if you’re wondering who will be the lead juror, you better bet your ass it will be one of those 8 women!

Those jealous & racist bitches (the cops) who are trying to frame Michael are in for it now. Let’s hope they get dragged into court & stripped of all their assets once Michael sues their asses.