What Does The Pope Want?


Straight from Gemelli hospital in Rome.

TP (The Pope) is looking very weak these days. He’s even signaling to his throat in an attempt to get his robotic followers prepared for the inevitable. In anticipation of the moment of truth, a lot of ruthless people have made guesses of the day TP will call it quits & take his one-way ticket to heaven. Let’s take a second to confirm the guesses made on The Bastardly.

1. Mine - June 29, 2005
2. Phil - June 23, 2005
3. Raven - April 20, 2005 at 4:19 am or pm, so that @ 4:20 am or pm, he & his friends may light up.

There are many more guesses on Byron’s site, so make sure you bastardly people don’t miss out.


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Rita
Rita

Dont die we need you

Moe
Moe

You gotta admit, TP must have used up all his sick days by now!

I wanna be a pope too, God damn it!