Bai Ugling Redefines Red Carpet Ugliness


Is she trying to immitate a Steven Tyler in the smile department or what?

This is from The Life Aquatic screening in which Bai Ling has obviously decided to go 80s w/ the body net. I wouldn’t mind rescuing her from this outfit. From her daring sense of style, I get the impression that Bai Ling would be super wild in bed. I’m talking wild, panda-style freaky. Although it would be fun, I’m sure Bai Ling gets around the Hollywood Penis Circuit, so she naturally falls into the “double-bag before sexâ€? category.

From the following photos, you can tell that Robin Williams had a piece of Bai Ling after the IFP Awards last week.

Dude, I’ve heard some shady stories about Robin Williams in the past, but I don’t blame the guy for using his money & fame to get into random panties of exotic, Hollywood beauties. Yes, even Bai Ling, baby!

Check out page two for a full body shot of Bai Ling’s outfit from