A note to unhappy & depressed women in wedlock & cocky guys: Please don’t read this one.

Aaah, the modern woman. They are quite a specimen, I tell you. As confused as some of them might be, you gotta admit, the modern woman’s time has come. Just like the meteor that pierced through Earth’s atmosphere and put an end to all those cute dinosaurs, the modern woman is well on her way to putting an end to man. Damn them.

For chumps, manwhores & around 98% of political leaders all around the world, this is a scary time. Their days are numbered & for that, we can all be thankful! Just think about the world led by women. (More on that in another post.)

So you ask, what’s a random member of the modern woman community thinking? Read on my friends…

I want to be happy and content with my own life, with myself, above all else. This is important, because far too many women are secondary to their men; they give everything to their men, do anything for them, change for them, rely on them for money, happiness, self-fulfillment, and are constantly disappointed. They know not how to define themselves as people until decades of marriage have passed and they suddenly wish they hadn’t married so young, gotten so lost in a relationship at so early a stage of their life. I don’t want this - I want to be completely, 100% sure that marriage is right for me when it comes, and ready to take on the rest of my life with never any regrets.

Either she’s been listening to a little too much Destiny’s Child or she’s seriously on a mission! Regardless, we wish her luck! But serious, are men reeeeally such a deterrent to a woman’s social & intellectual progress. Don’t hate, my sitah! Don’t hate!