Paris Making Out With Paris

Aaaw. Isn’t that sweet? I don’t know who’s filled with more conceit? The male or female version of Paris?

Actually, who gives a shit really. In other news we’re learning that Paris is very fearful of growing old and that is why she will not use drugs.

I don’t like those kind of people (drug users). I’ve seen a lot of bad things happen and I’ve lost a lot of friends, like my friends’ older siblings overdosing in Hollywood.

I’ve seen girls out now who’ve been doing it for so long they look haggard and old. I like my young face. I don’t want to look old. [contactmusic]

So that throws death by overdose out the window, huh? I’m KIDDING!! Anyway, I’m gonna take a wild guess at the person she’s referring to above…Jessica Simpson?! That big-boobied, annoying crackwhore needs to learn to wipe her nose before she leaves club restrooms.

Ok, enough about crack. Let’s see a photo of the two Pariseseses in which Camerawhore Paris looks like male-Paris just had 10 hrs of violent, western sex with her.