Bastardly Matchup: Vida Guerra vs. Maria Sharapova

Vida, of course.

oh, and if you think i'm jokin about the pix, here's my myspace

http://www.myspace.com/gypsy8580

Okay, some of these comments are absurd.

And to comment # 33 by Jessica. Excuse me. I am 5'3 and 36C-27-40, with the same kind of legs as vida. so u callin her body ugly is the same as callin mine ugly, tho my tits are real so they're probably not as perky as hers. TO VIDA: love your haters, they're your biggest fans. and vida's face might not be 'stunning' like, say, milla jovovich, but it's still definitely SEXY. She has a great smile and cute expressions. Power to her for showing that you don't have to be 5'10 and anorexic to be a model. But I also like Maria, so hey.

That other bitch is horribly ugly and scrawny.

Personally, I think Vida's unattractive (what with her droopy eyes and crooked smile) but her body is phenomenal.

Sexy is more that boobs! Maria is in shape physically & mentally, talks intelligently to the media, is super-confident, and looks gorgeous. Just because you can't have her is no reason to take cheap shots at her. Just be glad you get a chance to look at her for a second, and then get on with your miserable life.

this is borderline krazy clowns sayin she has hella cellulite n only a dirty mexican would like her wat tha fuck!!! maria looks good even tho I don't mess wit pretty much flat white women but she beautiful to say the least & vida has a nice ass a errr ok face n decent body n I'm a nigga if u succaz wonderin so cut tha shit if u can't do wat dey do that why you hoes tryna clown on maria n vida. yall tha same obese sluts me n da homies be clownin in the streets & everywhere tryin to show skin wit ya lil nasty stomachs hangin out n shit . also if u wanna kno wat I look like check my page (myspace.comyouknowatitizmikegmayne)

iwant ot

fuck u maria

WHAT!?! THIS IS HORRIBLE! VIDA IS THE SEXIEST WOMAN I'VE SEEN IN A LONG TIME! She is REAL pretty in the face and her body is heaven sent! Some people like that Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie sticks and bones look but that's not in anymore and it really never was only in the runway model world. But online, thickness (not fat) rules the web. Look again, go to lens crafters and get YOUR eyes checked to see just how gorgeous Vida really is!!!! No.1 Hands down!

ok obviously the person that posted this likes vida better, so she put the worst pics he/she could find of maria on here. i googled images for both of these women, and maria is definatly more attractive. those are just bad pics. everyone has 'em.

Wow I can't believe this. All Vida has is that disproportionately huge ass that some people, for some absurd reason, like. Not to mention she's a little on the plumpy side. Wow she's ugly as hell.

Maria on the other hand may not have assets to speak of, but she's got a gorgeous face, stamina to boot and a sexy thin figure.

Vida over Maria.....Hahahahahahahaha

that bitch maria look like a man, vida guerra is one of the sexiest chicas of all time, she is almost perfect in every way

GAH!! VIDA IS SO GOD DAMNED UGLY, I'D SAY BUTTER FACE BUT HER BODY ISN'T EVEN THAT GOOD, SO BUTTER EVERYTHING, I DON'T SEE HOW ANYONE BUT A DIRTY MEXICAN COULD THINK THAT'S HOT, ARE YOU BLIND? DO YOU NOT SEE THE MASSIVE AMOUNTS OF CELLULITE ON HER ASS AND LEGS? THAT SHIT MAKES ME WANT TO PUKE.

Vida is the ugliest women alive !!!! soo ugly and if yu can tell she pushes out in all her pics she is ugly!!!!!

Maria is Beautiful and Talented! I would give a kidney to make out with her. You people need your eyes checked.... and a LIFE!

Jessica, I agree about the clothes thing. When she has them on she looks real bad, only horny man can like that...I still think Sharparova's uglier.

Wow if that's how she looks all glammed up. O_O then...I'm not even gonna imagine her other looks. Vida by far. I don't think her face is ugly...it's a tiny little bit cute especially now that you've compared it to miss sharparova's.

Alright. I hate tall skinny blondes and I'm not afraid to say a beautiful woman is beautiful. But honestly. Vida is a DOG. She's not even pretty, she has an ugly face. Great body, but lovely face and frankly when she has clothes in she looks like a parody of a woman. She's short, has a huge chest, tiny tiny waist and a huge ass. Whoever thinks she's pretty, you need to put some glasses on.

other girl eint got nuttin on vida for sureeeee!

viddaa totally win dis she is sexeeee no doubt about it

dang ya would fuck them both at the same time

all of u girls r just mad that u cant look like vida. she is the most beautifulest girl out in this world so if u girls have a pretty face like vida and a sexy body like her start modeling so we can talk shit about ur ugly ass faces.

Did somebody honestly say that Vida looks bad? Unbelievable. I am not going to take the time to go back and read all these old posts but if someone said she looks bad, they need to lay off the drugs. Vida is gorgeous! I am a woman and have no quams with saying a beautiful woman is beautiful, of which Vida is!

I think that all ya'll are just hating on Vida Guerra because she has the face and body. But I must say she don't look all that good on that picture.

I don't like Masha Sharapova...why do people think that she is more beautiful than Anya Kournikova , Maria doesn't have sexy body , sexy sight , sexy smile and sure she doesn't have so beautuful face...and this girl is sexier than Maria , i mean she is sexy and Maria isn't sexy.

Excuse me for my mistakes.I don't speak perfect english.

riiiight........lol BuckwheatThompson, i agree not all men i mean some models are sickly thin i know some may have different taste but i know not all men think thin, i know some(quite rare) like big fat juicy gals who eat like horses, but i just thought alot prefered tall and thin and not only because thats all they ever advertise in movies and shit(some nerd who finally gets with a supermodel) but alot of these really famous people like that tennis dude(who dates delta goodrem) hes always seen with these slim supermodels, and things like that, its just a thought.

maria sharapova meet me and i willfuck u nd put my penis in ur mouth nd vagina nd we will have hard core sex

Vida definitely beats Maria in the ass category. DEFINITELY. I'd fuck that ass all night.

However, Vida's face isn't as good, even when all made-up like that. In fact, it's so made-up that she's look a lot different without her make-up. But it's probably not UGLY; just not as pretty.

She's not chunky either. Some nice meat on those bones. However, I know for a fact her boobs are fake, which is kind of cheating in beauty contests (I don't care what "Miss America" and "Miss Universe" allow). Her boob job isn't even that good. I found some naked cell phone pictures of her (assuming they weren't fake). Actually, you don't even need the nude pics to know they're fake. But overall, not a bad-looking chick. Very do-able--ESPECIALLY that ass! It's not fat, just big and curvy, and everyone likes a big curvy ass.

But who beats whom? Everyone here seems to agree that Maria would if she had Vida's ass and I agree with that. Overall though without the ass-switch.... I'd probably go with Maria, just because she is less fake, looks more real and has a better face. Plus her body is definitely tighter, though not as curvy as Vida's, because she works out a lot, and that's a good thing. It's a tough call but that's what I personally pick.

Last time I checked,Jackson, I'm pretty sure that sexiness is not shown by looking like a whore...

k no more posts on this subject for me

In the first pic Vida's face and well, just her whole expression looks child-like...she looks like a 12 year old with a huge chest...that's so wrong.

I agree with Buckwheat....and Jen...not the porn part though.

Vida Guerra has the face of a dog. She needs to hurry up and start doing porn to keep making money before the next flava of the month who makes thugs go crazy comes around.

I think your missing the point Ashlee, not all men find supermodels attractive. they have little to no curves on them. Most of the time they either look like young men with nice hair or strung out drug addicts.

Alot of men like curves, it's just the way it is, Vida has the curves. Maria athough attractive is very slim, that is pretty but not for all.

Before knocking Vida, try to think that guy's tastes are just as varried as womens. We don't all like the same thing.

when it comes to maria I think she's okay , but when it comes to Vida Guerra she has more than her ass working for her she's fine as hell!!!

while vida's body is a lot better than maria's, she has a fugly face. Maria ranked higher because not only is she good looking, but she can also kick your ass at tennis (and probably a lot of other sports, too)

This ain't even close.....Maria is nice (she's real hot compared to average female athlete), but Vida's body kills hers....Maria might have the edge in face category thats it.

VG has the most lucious and juicy ass Ive eever seen....VG is the queen of booty rap videos!

vida is the hottis girl around by far

fuck vida she has nothign better to do than show her fucking @SS. its discusting seeing as she has such an ugly face that she is showing such a big fat but beautifully shaped ass. woudltn u prefer a nice tall blonde slim supermodel than a bloody short stumpy ugly faced cow with a huge @SS. i dont mean to offend anyone by this but seriously if i were a guy i would prefer a tall slim blonde than a girl like her. i would want someone who is beautiful and talented and not just talented at showing a part of her fucking body, i mean talented in something like tennis..................

she ain't h0t fat bitch ugly ass face, fuck 'em all theyr all ugly .

i think thatr ya hatin on vida!

y'all are stupid vida is the hottest women out there holmes she is the finest mamasita i have ever seen

haha.

hoh! Jenny Anniston?! Dude, you didn't only go too far, but I think y ou jumped off the cliff & committed suicide with that comment.

I'll need to think of a good comeback on my run tonight.

ok.. looked at her face again and comtemplated.. and she's still a dog. Yes there are millions of ruskies by far prettier thant maria.

anna kornikova

milla jocavich--I think she's russian.

I can't help it, I think she's really unattractive.

sorry faisal, but Jennifer Anniston is prettier than her. She may not have the playmate body, but she's prettier.

haha. Dude, Maria is no where close to Vida. Brook, give the Latinas a break, sistah. There are millions of Ruskies far prettier than bloody Maria Sharapova!

brook that's blunt and harsh to say about Vida's face... now again, it's not that i dislike maria, but isn't it fair to say that vida is sexier!?!?!?!!

Vida has a ugly face, but she's prettier than maria.

I love maria's tall, lanky body better than vida's but it's probably b/c i'm a girl.

....and FHM had the gall to rank Maria Sharapova above here?!?!?! C'mon now, if we're talking strictly about sexiness and not other accomplishments wouldn't you agree that Vida should be higher?!?!?

Vida is unfairly pretty

Vida's face and expressions bother me...she looks like an underage porn actress that was molested and is now all screwed up in the head. Sharapova doesn't do much for me either, but at least you don't feel guilty looking at her. I guess guys probably aren't looking at Vida's face though, huh?!

Maria Sharapova is one of the most overrated chicks out there. I think her fan base includes (die hard) Ruskie tennis fans & high school boys. She has nothing on Anna Kournikova or Vida.

Viva Vida, baby.