Sony’s New PSP = Porn On The Go!

Because this, of course, is a wet dream for porn fans. Once you get your porn on the PSP, delete it from your hard drive, and you can enjoy your porn in private while keeping the family computer freed up for other things. Like games. [Wired]

Chinese take-out. One night stands. Jack-in-the-Crack drive-thrus. Blogging. Podcasting.

What’s the common thread? Nothing really, except these are all things people really enjoying doing. The horny/geeky people @ Wired feel that the PSP coupled with some Indian dude’s software (PSP Video 9) will create a new culture (PSPcasters) in which people will wank off in super weird places. The top three weirdest places for a quick wank that now become possible with the PSP include:

1. All public restrooms — from the airplanes to airports to innocent libraries to freeway rest areas are vulnerable to risqué wankers.
2. Up in trees for those who can climb them. These wanking sessions are super private & provide a natural environment. Any shuffling of leaves will only add to the ‘natural element‘.
3. And this last one comes through email from a James. He’s a surfer from Hawaii & he wrote in saying, “I like to take my PSP surfing with me. I bought a PSP water protection kit from the local Japtown swap meat & just have it in my boardshorts when I go out. When I see a hot girl, I just go a little deeper into the ocean with less surfers, break out the PSP & wank away! No other accessories needed, baby!” As in number 2, there’s a strong ‘natural element‘ here, as well.

James…uh, please don’t email me again.

So there you have it kids. Go out & buy a PSP b/c it will make your wanking life much-much easier. The same goes for all you girls!


1 comments
Jackson
Jackson

James....das my boy!!!!!