Spiderman 2 - What The Hell?
One of the first movies that Blockbuster sent me was Spiderman 2. I have Garden State & Collateral awaiting my lazy ass. I’m trying ot watch as many flicks as I can before my subscription runs out at the end of April. (Yes, I lead a sad-sad life.)
My review will be short. Spiderman 2 is super overrated. Then again, I loved Soul Plane, so you be the judge. If you haven’t seen it, don’t waste your time. The only way I’d watch it again would be if I was on some super long road trip in a car with no windows, food, radio, cd player, etc etc. Ok-ok, I’m exaggerating. It wasn’t that bad!
Ok, with that in hand, let’s analyze Spiderman’s sexuality. It’s highly possible the guy is gay. Sure he wins the girl’s heart by the end, but that’s just a superhero front. I don’t blame the guy for giving that trollwhore (Kirsten Dunst) the hand through the entire movie, but why wasn’t he sleeping w/ that chick in his apartment building on side? Dude, I don’t know about you guys, but that chick was cute—or maybe she just dressed super scandalously so horny guys would go watch the movie? Regardless, sexual relations w/ that chick wouldn’t really qualify as cheating in my book. Afterall, the rent needs to get paid, right? Right!