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Lana Del Rey Performs at the Glastonbury Festival 2014; Hangs In Portofino, Italy With Her New Man
Topless Megan Fox Pictures From “Jennifer’s Body” Set
Sofia Vergara Lookin’ Red Hot - 2013 Emmys Red Carpet Fashion
Rihanna Looking Very Serious In West Hollywood
Arianny Celeste, Carly Baker, Rachelle Leah at UFC Pool Party
Lily Allen Upskirt See-Through & No Panties!
Saint-Tropez: Does Tony Parker’s Girlfriend Axelle Francine Look Like A Poor Man’s Adriana Lima?
NYC: Miranda Kerr Looks Stunning on ‘Fox & Friends’! OWW!!
Kaley Cuoco Is Doing Her Best To Keep All Eyes Off Her Hair
Vanessa Hudgens Continues Playing Hard-To-Get With The Papz
CONFIRMED: Britney Spears Vagina Photos Were a Publicity Stunt
Jessica Alba Updates Her World-Famous Lil’ Bikini Ass Pose—Is She Getting Better or Worse?
Madalina Ghenea Films Bikini Scene For “Youth”
Nina Dobrev is Stunning at Paris Fashion Week
Paula Labaredas Models MoeJackson’s Bastardly Apparel!
Red Carpet Wardrobe Malfunction Trifecta: Jaimie Alexander at ‘Thor: The Dark World’ Premiere
Cheryl Cole Still One Of The Sexiest Ladies On The Red Carpet
This is a rare-rare occurrence. Cameron Diaz is actually happy & showin’ JT some puppy-love in public. We can’t give Angry Cams all the credit here b/c we can’t really see her face in the photo.
For the sake of all random blondes out there, let’s hope it’s Cams in the photo b/c I’d hate to be that blonde chick glued onto JT’s balls. I’m thoroughly convinced that if JT cheats, Angry Cams will seriously hurt (possibly kill, by accident) JT’s scandalous love interest.
Go to Playboy’s site & vote for your favorite Playmate in Bed Special Edition mag cover featuring none other than Hiromi Oshima! This might be a sign that Hiromi will not win 2005′s Playmate of the Year honors considering she’s getting exposure from other avenues. I know it’s a little too soon to pull the trigger on this one, but it’s just my educated guess.
One thing’s for sure, though. Hef loves his Hiromi Oshima! The shriveled-up pimpdaddy doesn’t want to lose his Asian flavored bunny b/c he knows the typical American male’s tastes are slowly changing. Along with their steaks & hamburgers, they like to sample a little sushi & pad Thai every now & then, baby. With that in hand, I’m sure Hef’s fully content with his weekly Hiromi Roll after he finishes up w/ Jillian, his twin-girlfriends & the rest of his bunny army.
Damn him to hell.
The graphic ad - initially accepted by Billboard to run in yesterday’s edition, PETA says - features a grisly photo of a skinned animal over an open letter to Lopez, whose new Sweetface clothing line is replete with real fur. [Lloyd Grove me be a Peta Member. NY Daily News]
When it comes to upholding our constitutional free speech rights, JHo-bag doesn’t really give a shit. In order to protect her furry fashion lines & success of her recently released & overrated Rebirth album, JHo used her clout in the industry to strike down an anti-fur ad that was to be published in the latest issue of Billboard magazine. I hate to admit this, but I would do the same. It’s all about the dollah beeels, baby!
The good news: The ad didn’t get printed.
The bad news?
The bad news is that she has angered the crazy people at Peta. Now, we all know what happens when the crazy people at Peta get angry, right? When the crazy people at Peta get angry they tend to do a lot of fucked up things in order to take revenge. You see, the revenge is now two-fold. Before they were only taking revenge for the helpless animals JHo skins with her manicured fingers. Now, they’re also taking revenge for the vicious slap that JHo delivered on their faces (with her manicured hands).
Seriously. This woman is amazing at the bullshit she spits out. Last week I read a very disappointing article in USA Today about Angry Cam’s new ‘eco-friendly’ travel show, Trippin’, on MTV. It premiered last night, but no worries. I’m sure MTV will air it another 300 times before we hit the bloody weekend.
Well, I learned a few things:
1. Cams has a HUGE (I’m talking Dino-size here, people) head
2. She’s a complete nature freak
3. She can be hypocritical
4. And lastly, Angry Cams reminds me of the Joker in the first Batman movie.
So I’m pretty damn shocked that the lovely Vida Guerra was ranked no. 26 on FHM’s 100 sexiest. I will now dedicate a series of Bastardly Matchups where Vida is obviously sexier than someone from the top 25. Her first opponent…no. 19, Maria Sharapova.
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Kimora’s show, Life & Style on the UPN network was recently bumped for sucking major ass. I’m surprised it lasted as long as it did. Along with Kimora, the three other women who will be busy looking around for rich bastards to sleep around with include Jules Asner (ow!), Cynthia Garrett, & Lynne Koplitz. If you’re loaded & have a nice Hollywoood network, get a hold of these hotties b/c they will provide sex for work.
Ok, enough bullshit. Let’s move on to a very interesting Page Six article about exactly why the show was axed. Since NY Post’s Page Six page changes with each update I’ll include the reasons below for people who catch this a little late. Be prepared to be shocked & to laugh a little at Kimwhora’s antics on the set.
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Ice-T is now officially going head to head w/ Red Bull with his new drink, Liquid Ice. For some odd reason, I can see this working out nicely for Ice.
For any drink to survive in the market, it needs great marketing, so who does Ice consult in pumping up his drink in clubs & bars in the superficial world? None other than a short, bald dude known as ‘The Margarita King‘, of course! In typical Margarita King fashion, he breaks out Ice-T’s new Liquid Ice Energy Drink w/ scandalously painted women & sexy bitches wearing the drink’s trademark blue!!
And all these years, I was wondering where Ice-T went! So yes, Puffy is making custom rims for cars, Paris is selling slutty perfumes & Star Jones is pimping her “do-it-yourself lipo” machine. I wanna sell something too, damn it!!
Well, enjoy the pics, kiddies!
Photo credits to Micky Flores.
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