Posts from September 2014

Hillary Duff’s Law Enforcement Fan Club

How old is she now, anyways?!

The cops seem a little too excited upon seeing a teenager chick who’s employed by the Disney Channel. Seeing her w/ that cop hat on makes scandalous stripper memories rush through my mind. It’s her fault, God damn it.

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Top Model Bimbo (Rebecca) Faints Next Episode!

Set your TiVOs for the upcoming Top Model episode b/c it’s gonna be pretty damn funny.

Watch the spoiler clip on the UPN website of Rebecca fainting after she hears a little criticism. (via The D-List)

If you’re at the office & the video’s a no-go, check out the caps below.

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Christina Aguilera Stars In Million Dollar MILF

Millon Dollar MILF

Why o’ why Christina? Why must you play with our emotions & most importantly, waste your younger years looking like a Million Dollar MILF?

These are from a surprise party Christina threw for her God awful stylist (Steve Sollitto) @ The Abbey’s in LA. Dude, that guy shouldn’t be getting parties thrown for his ass. He’s responsible for letting Christina leave her house looking like a short Marilyn Monroe doll.

Check her out in other photos from the partaaay.

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Mandy Amano (Pepsi Girl) Featured In May Maxim


The Pepsi Girl minus the Pepsi bottle.

Yes, that is my lovely new girlfriend that I am absolutely bonkers over.
-David Mack, Lucky Boyfriend, Kabuki Artist, & Pimp Daddy

Dave, enjoy the ride while it lasts bro! We’ve witnessed all too many times that girls leave the old for the new once fame is added to the complex equation of loouve. Although, Mandy appears to be different (particularly due to the Asian blood flowing through her veins), but we still suggest that you hold on tight just in case! Thank us a couple months from now.

Anyway, Dave Mack spilled in a post on March 3rd (no longer on his site for some reason) that Mandy will leap into the hearts of countless horny guys all across the country & world in the May issue of the popular soft-porn mag, Maxim. I’m just looking forward to the funny things Maxi-I mean-Mandy will say in her interview.

A few pics to follow from an expo that both Dave & his new woman attended.

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Crack Whore Anna’s Boob Flashing Issues

Anna Nicole

Just look at those babies! They look like they’re gonna explode.

What’s her motivation, you ask? What’s everyone’s motivation?

One simple word, my friends: Money!

Under the influence of Lortab, crack cocaine, weed & oh yeah, that TrimSpa bullshit, Anna Nicole shows her rock-hard boobs to anyone & everyone within a half-mile radius. All this in hopes for another multi-millionaire to show pity on her whored-out soul & swoop her under his wings of dollar bills, limousines & Hollywoood mansions.

With Anna’s luck, I’m sure she’ll hit the marital lottery once again. In the meantime, check out a few more photos from Anna’s Vegas trip. She hit up the Alladin Casino.

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2005’s PMOY - Hiromi’s Chances Look Slim


From the Super Bowl bash. Damn that Owen Wilson! He’s always hanging out with Playmates!

There are a lot of rumors floating around the net and not once have I heard the words: Asian, Japanese, & Hiromi. Very unfortunate, indeed. But, maybe that will be the big surprise? I guess we’ll soon learn which chick (group picture below) hits the Playboy Bunny Jackpot.

One thing’s for sure, though, the shoot has already been done & the layout is currently being designed & heavily airbrushed.

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Angelina. Lesbianism. MILFism. Have Mercyism.

Angie w/ Madox @ Berlin Film Festival

Just this past Tuesday, our favorite Angie sat down @ the National Press Club & gave a spheel on her whole humanitarian mumbo-jumbo while all the old men & lesbian women stared at her lips & bod in awe. I don’t blame them one bit.

Today, various sources (the gossip/bullshiting type) are quoting our Angie uttering beautiful thoughts on her personal lesbian & sexual experiences. Although these thoughts were probably taken way out of context, we don’t mind one bit! Here’s a quick sample for you horndogs.

I have loved women in the past and slept with them. I think if you love and want to pleasure a woman, particularly if you are a woman yourself, then certainly you know how to do things a certain way.

I am an adult woman and have safe sex. I don’t want to be involved in a relationship. I have these great friends who cross over to be lovers and there’s no reason why there can’t be more than one.

And of course, a little something about Mr. Pitt…

Brad is a married man. I wouldn’t sleep with a married man. I have enough lovers. I don’t need Brad. [Aussie News Limited]

I don’t need too eat Flamin’ Hot Cheetos every other day on my way back from work either, but that doesn’t mean I don’t buy a bag. Angie, it’s cool if Brad is one of your boytoys. Come clean and help sell some gossip magazines, baby!

In Touch Mag: Paris Hilton vs. Jessica Simpson

Who really gives a shit about this Paris hates Jessica b/c she wants Nick all to herself bullshit? Believe it or not, but this is the perfect opportunity for Nick to call it quits with Jessica. Nick better face reality quick or he’s gonna be stuck with Jessica through his (fading) prime years. Dude, get your head out of Jessica’s boney ass and smell the beautiful ladies who sit at your feet! Why stick w/ a single entree, when you feast on the buffet, baby?! This won’t last for all too long, man.

Ok, enough about useless drama. Let’s talk about the drugs.

I wanna know more about Jessica Simpson’s crack habit that Paris refers to in those Sidekick messages. I’m beginning to think those hospitalizations due to “stomach flus” are nothing more than Mr. Crack Cocaine growling inside Jessie’s 30lb bod. Jessica, like Britney, is a divorce away from OD’ing on crack. I say, after Dukes comes out & miserably flops later this year, the Nick & Jessica separation process will go into full speed. We’ll stick to our Bastardly prediction of the inevitable breakup just days before Thanksgiving dinner.

See below to read the cover story.

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