Okay….here is the final installment of my own March Madness. So far I’ve displayed fair justifiable judgment in moving Vida Guerra up the FHM Top 100 list…Maria Sharapova at #19 was obviously no match for Vida. At #15 Mariah might be on fiah w/ her new single and #1 video on TRL but that doesn’t hold well versus the utter dominanating hotness of Vida. Then we put Vida up against #10 Lindsay Lohan (aka whore) and her one million gazillion fafillion freckles. Lindsay’s barely legal boobies just couldn’t keep up with the total package of Vida. Now we come to our final matchup…. #2 Jennifer “Man” Garner.
*side note…I’ll concede that Angelina is sexier but having to pick one over the other would be like when Amanda Bynes’ character Holly had to pick between Ben and Vince on What I Like About You. (Okay….that was dorky)
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Has an ass ever taken butta as far as Vida has gone?
yeah, vida's got a nice ass. too bad she has a face like a dog though.
jen is classier and fitter.
At least Jennifer Garner's assets are real and she's not so ready to shove it all in your face all the frickin' time!
vida handss down is hotter that body is banginn i LOVE THAT ASS PHAT JUCIYYYY GORGOUSS ASSSSSSSSSSSS
ADAM, women are not the only ones hatin on Vida. Most people will agree that she has the face of a dog, and that her only claim to fame is showin her ass. Someone else said it, but I'll say it again. Asses like that come a dime a dozen. Why the hell would women waste their time hatin on one another when we can congratulate? I give props when they are due, in this case I think they're both ugly. That's my opinion. Vida does have a nicer body than Jennifer Garner, so I guess she would win this one.
Crazee Daisy hit the nail right on the head. They both look weird as hell. Vida's breasts are fake, but other than that her body is gorgeous. My butt is Vida-esque and every guy that thinks that it's too big can kiss my fat ass. :)
LOL. Notice all the people hating on Vida are chicks. Sorry girls, guys love Vida. Seems some of u are very jealous of her. Her face is exotic and cute. The other girl looks like a skeletor.
jennifer garner has a nice ass
Am I the only one that thinks Jennifer Garner has a man face? Her abs are sick, but she's kind of boxy to me. Also, b/c she's so boring everyone forgets she's a bit of a hoe too, she took up with Michael Vartan while with Scott Foley and with Ben Affleck while with Vartan and while he was with J.Lo.
Also, don't get me wrong, Vida has a dog face, but I'm really tired of white (women mostly) saying omigod her ass is soooo big. Get over it, some women have flat asses and some have big juicy ones (although I concede Buffie's is beyond insanely large). Honestly most men prefer a rounder booty, but women of color aren't built like Gywneth Paltrow and thank god, because the pencil looks like it would break in the sack. Stop judging everyone by one (sometimes boring) standard of attractiveness.
[...] The other year when I did all those Vida Guerra Bastardly Matchups I would’ve just blown a load knowing that she’d be taking it off for Playboy…but now it just doesn’t strike me as something I need to head out and immediately purchase like the Brooke Burke issue. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still looking forward to seeing scans of it once it hits the internet but I don’t think this issue is worth my 8 bucks. [...]
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL Vida looks like a schoolgirl who has seduced a trucker and got his hat for some fuckin
And that Fennifer looks more like a shemale *.* MY EYES MY EYES BLOODY HELL
WATZ GOOD PEOPLE
VIDA IS HOT!!!!!!
daMn!!!!!!!......yA PeOpLe are hatiNg hArD ON vida!!!!!!!
JENNIFER N VIDA ARE BOTH BEAUITFUL WOMEN...... VIDA IS HISPANIS SO SHE HAS CURVES...... BUT I DO THINK HER ASS N BOOBS ARE FAKE....... BUT HEY LET HER BE..... JENNNIFER IS WHITE......SO YEA SHE HAS A SQUARE BODY.......BUT A PREETY FACE......... VIDA MEN 1ST THOUGHT IS FUCKIN....JENNIFER MEN WANNA GET TO KNOW
I JUST HATE ALL THIS SHIT TALKIN ON VIDA
Well, I always like to see a "thicker" woman get noticed...because I'm sick of seeing all those damn anorexic women in the magazines. However, I must say that miss Vida has one of the ugliest faces I've seen! I'm Latina, so, I've known who she is for a while...she's always on the spanish shows...and her booty isn't that big...just looks like it in the doctored photos...can we say "air-brush"?...Anywho, they're both ugly, and let me say this...if Vida's ass was naturally that big, she'd have more curves in the front...she's pretty straight in the front...and that face....uuugghhh!
Ugh!! Vida Is Ugly Look At That Face And Ain't Nobody Jealous Of Her Ugly Ass All She Gots Is The Ass Just Put A Bag Over Your Head When You Fuck Her (Lol)
Tha Other Girl Is Cute She Doesn't Look Slutty
there's some seriously jealous women hanging around this site.
Vida is flat out drop dead gorgeous.
However, Jennifer is a dog.. bark bark ugly.
I think they're BOTH ugly. Jennifer with her man-jaw and small close-set eyes. Vida looks a little better, but her eyes have an ugly droop.
Oh my GAWD. Look at Vida's face when she's holding her own tits. Nastiness. That fat nose and those ugly dumb, empty eyes. The horror!
Does this woman know how to do anything besides show her ass? I've seen nicer asses, why is this woman so popular? Her ass is a dime a dozen where she comes from... Perth Amboy, NJ
sexy innocence or porn queen... hmmm. Go to any porn site and see many Vida's..
Jennifer Garner isn't common trash. You lik Vida because of what she dresses in (Or the lack of it). She also has a look to her which says "yea, I'm all that and more" which she isn't. in one of her picks it looks like she's holding her breath.. maybe a bit too many pies there.. one things for sure, she can't hold in that butt of hers.
This Vida thing on the pix, is it a monkey or a human?
Yeah, I'd do Jennifer but Vida definitely wins this one. I wonder if Jennifer could healthily gain more weight....
But, in case you haven't seen more pictures of Vida, her boobs are fake. It's obvious. But don't knock that ass; that is one nice ass and worthy of all its praise.
jennifer garner is completely sexless in my opinion. as a matter of fact, i don't even think she's that pretty. i did, at first, but the more i saw her on tv the more i realized that she wasn't all that. and as for her body, it's too skinny and square. ms. vida on the other hand, has a world class ass! yes, i agree, her face is not the best, but i think it's cute. but her awesome curves totally make up for it. i think of hot sex everytime i see a pic of her. she wins easily.
You can't get too much Vida. I work on a construction crew with a beautiful latino lady with a great bod serious muscles and tattoos, and a great personality. Very distracting!
Aa for Vida, she could put a dog collar and leash on me and lead me almost anywhere!
ok vida enough with the fricken ass ok stop shovin it in the cameron 'll end up breakign it seriosuly vida only has the body and i think it shoudl all be about the face i mean her face aint that good pretty origional to me. i've seen much better aces than hers like kate bosworth for example she is absolutely gorgeous but too anorexic for me lol
vida look much betta den jennifer she has the looks and the body and jennifer doesnt have nothing on her and with the fitit she look thuggisg and she look pretty s0o0o dont hate!!!!!!!
If you’re just looking for some tramp to bang one night, Vida’s your girl.
not cool. not cool.
Jennifer Garner is beautiful. And just because this other girl likes to show her ass does not make her hotter. Plus her face is not cute. If you're just looking for some tramp to bang one night, Vida's your girl. But otherwise, Jennifer wins hands down.
I'll admit Vida is hotter than the other 4 women you have listed, but she isn't #2. And the fact that she only has about 10 photos circiling the internet doesn't help.
I would marry Jennifer and be her man slave for life!!
Looks to me like her ass is reaky. She looks like your typical dirty gurl. So you dudes be careful, while being smothered by that obscene piece of meat.... Imagine how sweaty she gets between those cheaks. Now I am totally discusted.. LOL
wow. THere is no love for Vida here.
Vida's ass isn't too big and anyone who has rode an ass like that will know what I'm talking about. She looks hot but her face isn't all that and her boobies look fake. I still pick Jennifer over her.
I'll come by just for the fried chicken....
Dear Brian;
I was here first ...but ...maybe you can watch if you bring a bucket of fried chicken and Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon," (good ass-smotherin' music).
xoxo
Vida must be the finest woman in the world. I would love to get smothered by her ass!
yes...i am obsessed w/ the anoriexic slimmy slims... but c'mon now, you can't deny the hotness of a bootylicious cubana like Vida.... naturally i'm going to look, drool, and finish it off w/ the occassional masturbation.
...and as for butt implants...wtf?!?!? Okay, the only time I've ever seen reference to butt implants was Jason Biggs' character in Saving Silverman when he was forced to get them....but that was a movie?!?!?
I agree with all the girls here. vida doesn't have the face. I think vida's ass is way to big. I thought Jackson was obsessed with anorexic girls.
Jennifer is way hotter in the face. her body's bit boxy, but still nice.
conclusion.. we are all tired of looking at vida's Jlo like ass.
it's not even real--- damm butt implants.
I think Jennifer is cute, she looks respectable and pretty! Vida looks like the girl at a bachelor party, who men want to screw. Vida has more hotness, however and that is what FHM was ranking I guess.
Vida - yea I could lose my face in her ass (on Fridays I'm a psuedo-lesbo) but that hound-dog face of hers ...not so good my friends ...Puppy says "arf."
Jennifer - sex is the LAST thing I think about when looking at her. Of course this may have to do with the Bennifer connection, but still - zero masterbation thoughts (and I'm easy, I freely admit that).
Do me?
Vida could pass for a man guys... Big time!!! Espeacially wearing that truckers cap!
So, she loses all the matchups >and I think we've seen enough of her fat ass...