Above is one of Eva Longoria’s extensive collection of shirts on which she proclaims having babies of random, Hollywood socialites. On this particular day, she wore one that read, “I’ll have your baby, Brad.” W/ a single shirt, Eva slapped around:
1. Her current ‘when-I-feel-like-it-boyfriend’, JC Chasez
2. And, ‘high-profile-christening-photo-snapper’, Jen Aniston
I say Brad should take Eva up on her scandalous offer—I’m sure JC wouldn’t mind. Brad, just remember to slip some birth control pills into Eva’s drink when she’s lookin’ the other way. As we all know, kids are waaay overrated!
Continuing on w/ Eva’s (self) whoring business, let’s bring her mini-rack into the picture. Eva’s use of the push-up bra is literally amazing! Just look at the photos below & judge for yourself*.
*Girls with mini-racks can direct photos of their own experiments with the push-up bra to the Bastardly mailbox.
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Sorry, no mini-rack here, I have no experience with this thing called a push up bra. Anyway-Eva has BAD taste in men-I mean look at JC! He looks like he smells like old beer and stale cigarettes. She is cute, could do MUCH better I would think??
hah. I love the fanbase that Steve is building.
why is evil steve hitting on miss now? and "the photo is cumin". gross. i thought a smart guy like steve could spell 'coming', perv.
MiSs, you don't need a push up bra, from what I've seen you've got voluptuous bod with curves in all the right places. That photo is cumin I promise.
It's probably all the drinking he does every night after he gets eva's call in the middle of the night telling him that she won't be coming home because she's too busy sleeping w/ different dudes around hollywood.
That will get to anyone, man.
Peace be upon JC!
I know that the 5 o'clock shadow was at one time considered a fresh look but homey looks like he just rolled otta the rack after sleeping off a three day drunk.
jesse metcalf! ouch! I think JC is impressed by the push up bra too.
Man ... I should get me one of those bras.