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Ashley Olsen is moving in with her 30 year old boyfriend, [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED]…Her parents don’t approve…plus he’s been investigated by the FBI before…and he’s a known drug user…cocaine and ecstasy….Good Catch!!! [The Jason Cage Show Celeb Dirt]

Dude, didn’t [NAME REQUESTED TO BE REMOVED] watch Full House when he was young?! He’s only 30, so he must have caught a few episodes when he was around 16 or 17. Seriously Scott, get a hold of yourself, man. You’re sleeping w/ bloody Michelle Tanner. Then again, Scott is a grad of Columbia University, so naturally he’s reachin’ for the dough (he’s some sort of ‘promoter’). With that in hand, I want to give him the benefit of the doubt & assume he’s trying to imbezzle money from Ashley. At least, let’s hope that’s the case.

I just feel very awkward looking at either of the Olsen Monkeies trying to look sexy. With the quasi wardrobe malfunction pictured below, Ashley has simply gone too far. Either get some implants or hide those thingies under a heavy sweatshirt, turtleneck or shawl. You’re only giving sick pedophiles new material.