Johnny Depp Dressed To Impress

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Here’s Mr. Depp returning from the set of Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest in the West Indies. Damn him.

This guy literally takes on the life of Jack Sparrow. Not too many dudes can look like a bloody homeless-hippi-pirate & still get the ladies.

  • Camel Foot

    Damn people, we all know NEMES(oh its backwards) DRINKER is telling the truth. Why are you all such haters. Can’t we all just make like butt cheaks and come together? BTW has anyone seen Matthew Mcconaughey’s full frontal scene in the directors cut Reign of Fire?…………He’s got the meat that leaves Johhny Depp beat!

  • NEMES DRINKER

    I didn’t save it, it was a couple yeasrs ago, if you would have read my post you would have noticed this took place shortly after the 9th gate. And i am sure the sample would have been contaminated by all the lube anyways.

    Hey Camel Foot, Johnnie maybe small, but he has tremendous hip swivel. Anyways Matthew MC is also a raveshing beast, and yes he has meat to spare! Did you see those salmon colored jeans in Dazed and Confused=erection

  • Lissa

    I’m not hating, get your story straight. Anyone with an imagination can make any claim they want about anyone. To believe someone just because they take the time to type it… is well pathetic. Only a gullible fool will accept anything thrown in their face. Next thing you’ll tell me is that angels really do exist.

  • SeXy

    So you are telling us that Johnny depp, fucked your ass just after the 9th grade?
    And he came in your wig, and the cumm is contamintaed by lube or you would have kept his sample… WOW thats quite the story!! My friends I will have a dusey for you all tommorow, maybe it will be even more believable then this piece of shit story!!!

  • SeXy

    Lissa you r an Angel and so am I!!!! So I’ll tell u they do excist!!! kiss kiss

  • Mel Kuyper Jr.

    Depp also has great short area quickness which enables him to hit different holes in rapid succession, this is accentuated by his hip swivel. He has all the intangibles, but the nock on him is that he has already reached his peak potential and lacks signifacant upside like some of the other possible picks. Such as Matthew Mcconaughey, who while not as polished as Depp, has tremendous upside/potential and is really flying up peoples draft boards.

  • sunshine gal

    i met Matthew MC at post movie opening party once. it was disgusting; i hate him. his eyes were all over me and he was saying gross things to me. i looked down because i couldn’t look him in the eyes anymore. he must be a magician, because he made a tube of tennis balls appear in his slacks in a matter of seconds. he had an inappropriate smile on his face; i had to leave the room crying.

  • NEMES DRINKER

    I don’t believe in religion, it is a crutch for the weak. You wretched angels they can trim the hair on my anus and use it to make a magic carpet to ride away to fantasia.

    HEY SEXY I said 9th GATE….GATE NOT GRADE, are you frickin’ illiterate, you smelly hole!

    Mel Kuyper is the draft god!!!!

  • SeXy

    ooops I miss read its 9th gate… either way your full of shit, well maybe not, since you take it in your ass on a regular basis.. Now that grossed me right out! ewwwwwww….
    Love gays, just have a hard time dealing with trannys!!!

  • NEMES DRINKER

    sexy is a weird name for a redneck dude

  • Moe

    Depp also has great short area quickness which enables him to hit different holes in rapid succession

    do you write trash novels by chance?

    Also, is mels kuyper jr Nemes’ alter ego?

  • SeXy

    Woooooooooooooo, Nemes, you have a hard spot for the fairer sex I see… makes sense. We have a tendancy of having a real puss and real breasts that I can understand your jealousy over. Its ok, don’t you worry, your little weewee is sufficient for ass fucking and probably real easy to hide when wearing your skimpy black dress out on dates. My hole smells fabulous, yours -well who knows, I can think of a few reaks that would describe that tunnel.

  • Mel Kuyper Jr.

    No, Mel thinks that NEMES is a fruit, probably from France, a limp wristed democrat, and any other detestable thing that comes to mind like hippies and gay people. Mel just wants to make sure that everyone has the correct info when draft day rolls around.

  • Moe

    Nemes, do you favor lube over straight up spitting on Johnny’s ass?

  • NEMES

    Obvi, I don’t like it when my mouth gets dry. You up for it big boy?

  • drew rosenhaus

    Matthew Mc made a mistake by declaring this year. His draft stock would have shot up next year, pushing him into a top 5 selection. Now he looking like a late first or early 2nd selection.
    That means whoever takes him off the boards this year will potentially have a fine talent very soon. Tools like his are found very rarely, so whichever team takes it upon themselves to develope him will capitalize on his unlimited upside.
    My recomendation for him is to sign a short term deal and in few years take the money he is entitled to. This technique will avoid any potential holdouts which tend to taint a name for an entire career.

  • Mel Kuyper Jr.

    I thought this was ESPN.com, sorry for the confusion guys.

  • SeXy

    I wish we had a way to send photos of everyone on Bastardly, I would love to see what the rest of the crew looks like!!! Faisel, Jackson miSs, is there a way????

  • Lissa

    I agree with ND on the religion being a crutch for the weak. Anyone who disagree’s must love fiction novels. It is beyond me how people believe in that nonsense. And I leave the be(lie)vers with one question… who wrote the damn bible? Answer me that and we have a real debate, otherwise don’t waste your time.

    Oh and SeXy, your a riot! LOL I don’t see how misreading something makes you a “smelly hole” but whatever, you got the upper hand with that last comment. lol!

  • Donald Faison

    This looks like it’s been an interesting discussion!?! Perverted Much?

  • Moe

    Sexy: nopes. have no idea & haven’t really seen it been done anywhere except on forums. You’ll have to wait until “The Bastardly Goes To Vegas” weekend & then you can see everyone in their most painfully drunken state.

  • Donald Faison

    NEMES you are “the gayest thing since gay went to gay town”

  • drew rosenhaus

    Hey Mel, I just talked to Albert. They had the wrong link attachement in that email. We are on the wrong site.
    I have to go though, you’ll have to take that draft blog yourself. I need to take antrelle rolle to the airport, his flight for Phoenix leaves in an hour.

  • NEMES DRINKER

    all this aggressive talk really gets my blood/pelvis pumping

  • Mel Kuyper Jr.

    Actually I think I’m going to stick to this site. I like where these people are going.
    Talk to you later.

  • Donald Faison

    I feel sorry for sunshine gal. Hey babe, I don’t have a tube of tennis balls, they’re actually more like racket balls but the difference is nominal