Ryan Cabrera Tosses Asslee For Shelly Hennig
I haven’t been hearing any noise from The Ass Campaign lately. We can only hope that she’s not working on some big, secret project that she’ll later dump on the American public.
Anyway, screw her work & let’s get down to the dirt. Were these two younguns ever dating? I think Ass was just something Ryan would hit up if they were both on tour & by chance, happened to be in the same city (and he couldn’t find any other chicks to fool around with).
We’re just friends now. We got really, really involved when we were together, but the music business makes us so busy. Her dad always told us, ‘You’re going to get too busy and it’s going to be impossible.’ But you can’t help it when you love someone. Now, if we get to see each other, then we hang out and we go on dates. So we have, but we both do our own thing.
We’re both single. [Latina Magazine via Asslee Fan Site]
Yep. After reading how he stressed their ‘single’ status at the end, I’m now convinced Ass was just that—a piece of ass that Ryan would slap around every now & then (when he couldn’t get his slimy hands on cuter asses to slap around).
Well, it looks like even the random explorations of Ass’ sexy bod will need to stop now that Ryan is playing around w/ his latest toy—Shelly Hennig. She was 2004’s Miss Teen USA (whatever that is). Doesn’t Playboy Playmate, Kari Ann Peniche, hold that title? Even though Shelly’s pretty hot & definitely an upgrade over Ass, I gotta say that Kari Ann’s far cuter. All in all, Ryan Cabs is on the right track.