Donatella Versace: Cocaine Was So Much Fun!

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In the May issue of Vogue, Donatella Versace sounds off about her 17-year affair w/ Mr. Crack Cocaine. 17-years, man. So, how on earth does someone stop sniffin’ the goods after 17-bloody-years?

I had so much fun. I had the best time of my life.
[Donatella Versace- Vogue Magazine, May 2005 via The Santa Fe New Mexican]

There you have it kids. Start doing cocaine because it beats watching TV, playing videogames & sports & for all you older people, it’s much wilder than alcohol & weed (put together!). You can grab a stash of The Big C if can manage to hit up any high-profile parties or if your network isn’t so strong, just head to the local ghettos & talk to some shady brothas.

But, when the lights die down & the parties stop becoming fun, you can quit! Donatella explains her secret…

I stopped using cocaine because of what happened. I couldn’t go late to work, because Gianni wasn’t there. I had to organize my company, my family. My whole life changed completely. I didn’t even think about doing it. But it wasn’t as though I was going to stop my behavior forever. I wish I had.

I was crying, laughing, crying, sleeping _ I couldn’t understand when I was talking; people couldn’t understand me. I think if I didn’t go (to rehab) I would have died.

Apart from the small prospect of death & people not understanding what the fuck she was talking about when she came to work after doing a few lines, it was HER INABILITY TO SLEEP IN that forced Donatella’s ass to “quit” crack. If her ass didn’t quit, she would’ve become a crackwhore on the streets of Italy rather than the Empress of Versace.

I don’t care what Donatella says, but when you do coke for 17 years, no amount of rehab is going to stop you from heading back to Mr. Sniffy-sniffy. Then again, it looks kinda weird being the only 50-year old doing lines in a group of beautifully anorexic 20-somethings.

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  • LilyHolland

    @Lissa Do you feel the same way about fat people, clogging up the hospitals and draining the medical system, just because they are too greedy and stupid to not eat them selves into diabetes, heart disease, colon cancer, hip and knee destruction, even death? Many claim to be too ‘disabled’ by their self-inflicted obesity to work, so along with crushing the medical system, they are on welfare.

    Lots of people do coke and they are fine - otherwise in good shape and very successful in life. That one dude with the nosebleed was a junkie, but I bet over the course of his life he’ll cost society less than an obese person. People who can’t handle their drugs either clean up or die. Fat people have obesity as a life-long ‘lifestyle’ and drain the system till the end.

    Maybe that guy was a junkie because he was self-medicating to cope with mental issues. Are mentally ill people not needy in your books?
    So, yeah - save the blood for the ‘needy’: slim, fit, non-smoking individuals who do not take risks with dangerous sports, use their phone while driving, etc. The point is, almost all people are stupid. Few are without blame in their illnesses and injury. Are you perfect - or just a hypocrite? And did you ever think that the doctor treating you may be a coke user? Doctors do have the highest rate of drug abuse of any profession. Did you realise that - or just think that ‘junkies’ use drugs?

    Stop believing the propaganda you’ve been fed and think for a minute.