The Lindsay Lohan Crack Transformation

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Lindsay Lohan Transformation

So yeah, it’s quite obvious that Lindsay has changed. A little. Teenage girls across the country are probably wondering how this happened so rapidly & what they can do to go through a similar transformation. With a little snooping around, we discovered that our 18-year old princess/whore used a simple 3-step process:

1. Attend high-profile parties & blow on either high-profile penis or the white, powdery stuff. Do one or both until you are forced to rush to the restroom to puke out your brains—or at least whatever you ate that particular day.

2. Repeat at least 5-6 nights of the week for 3 months.

3. Lastly, whore your body to anyone & anything that wants you. Regardless of age (Bruce Willis) or stature (Verne Troyer), have sex at least 4x a week (minimum).

Of course, the more you do, the better! Check out the results below…

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supakuchik

don't brain-wash us ,we all know that thats her twin sister . suckers

who wants to know.....stalkers

if this keeps up she'll be like Courteney Love...."polly wanna crack pipe!!' lindsey lohan used to be an idol now shes 20 minutes from rockbottom. i bet ill see her digging through garbge cans looking for scraps and fighting with dogs....if she keeps this shit up............. she should be in the christmas carol..........that ghost showing her that if she doesnt change tiny tim will beat her down, rape her then kill her for being unholy....so in conclusion....tiny tim kicks ass.

lily

I don't see any difference! Losers! Maybe it's the hair color. I need more specific pictures!

Vera

God rocks poopies

cindy

oh jasmine....please, don't make me laugh!!! only GOD rocks this world!!!

Jasmine
Jasmine

FYFI Lindsay lohan rocks this world!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kathryn
Kathryn

And to Maria, your mum is so right!

Kathryn
Kathryn

Fall 2004 - She looks beautiful.

Now - Pee-wee Herman in drag, sad. Who the fuck is her stylist?

Maria
Maria

Like my dear mom used to say: Most times someone tries to improve their physical appearance, they end up fucking up themselves, and looking uglier than they used to be... My mom is always right.

Haley

I CAN NOT stand this girl.....I COULD NEVER stand this girl...I WILL NEVER be able to stand this girl...GO AWAY LL!

sogross

cant every one see that she is trying to hard to be like paris and nicole. she is gross and we all wonder why 12 yr olds dress like sluts and why there having kids. its becuase of nasty celebrities who are whores like drugged out lindsey. come on i lost 35 pounds in 2 months doing coke back in the day. the fact that shes friends with some of the most drugged up people in hollywood doesnt suppirt her no drug theory

funnystuff

i liked her before its ashame how she looks now know she looks really old.

samanths

This is absolutly discusting. I cant believe it :(

ashlee
ashlee

THE OLSEN TWINS uuurrrrgggg when i think about ti she does look like she is competing against em she just needs the granny style and there, there both even.

ashlee
ashlee

hey britney spears is cool. atleast she aint a skeleton a lil lazy but pfff. lindsay lohan look like she has just been throught 5 diagnoses of breast-cancer i swear she looks so worn out

kevin

Ya'll must have a problem with her because you're looking for some pole to smoke. Crackhead or not, she's hot.

ERICA

WELL EXCEPT FOR BRITNEY SHE THINKS SHE CAN EAT FOR TWO BUT I DONT THINK A BABY CAN EAT A WHOLE HAMBURGER TO ITS SELF

ERICA

EW SHE LOOKS LIKE HELL BLOWN OVER 5 TIMES, IS SHE TRYING TO COMPETE WITH THE OLSEN TWINS, THATS GROSS.....SO UNATTRACTIVE I GUESS EVERYONE IN HOLLYWOOD LIKES TO LOOK LIKE A SKELETON.

Tinkerbell

Are you seriously trying to tell me that chick is younger than 26? Do me a favour....

fi

Besides hair color, the only real difference I see is that she was orange in 2004.

Lissa
Lissa

She looks alright... if you like fake plastic little girls with daddy issues. Fake tits that rise too high and most recently, injected lips. Stupid child is giving into the hype.

SeXy
SeXy

She is soo coked out now. She should be the spokes person on why u shouldn't partake in the white devil. I don't think she looks good at all now. She looks sick and skinny and warn OUT.

Varian Gray

young Lindsey is looking pretty good no matter what she may or may not be on. i'd hit it.

Moe
Moe

Save the lips, she has a hint of Kylie somewhere in there (the first pic, left)

brook
brook

she looks about 23 now. I think she looks better though; lindsay looks like heather graham now.

Cynthia
Cynthia

That's Lindsay's twin sister.

SeXy
SeXy

Heheheheh, Shell You are too funny!

Shell

The question that really begs to be asked here is:

"Who is that hot dame in the background?"

Moe
Moe

nah. Verne Troyer came into mind at that particular moment when I was writing, but I wouldn't be surprised if she took a bite (or two) in the last few years. When you're flyin' high in the sky after doing a few lines, midgets start lookin' like basketball players.

SeXy
SeXy

In the recent photo her top lip looks a little rosey... hmmmmmmmm, cocksilcle anyone!

Gloria
Gloria

She did NOT sleep with Verne Troyer, did she? I thought he was married to some amazon! And if she did, how did I miss this great piece of gossip?!

Anathema

Dear gods, does she not know what she LOOKS like?

Samantha
Samantha

is anyone else having problems seeing the pictures on the main page? i can only see them when i click on the quotes part.