Drunken Tara Reid Fails Again

I’m known as this retard. I want to grow up. I don’t want to be the drunk girl. It hurts my feelings when you guys write stuff about me. It’s not just me - it affects everyone around me. I just want everyone to leave me alone - let me graduate. It’s like I’m in college and you guys won’t let me get my degree. [Buzzle]

Aaaaw, look who won’t be attending graduation again this year….

6 comments
Tinkerbell

Geee when I grow up I wanna be just like Tara. She's so coooooool.....

steve
steve

Tara, remember honey, if it feels like more than 2 fingers, it's probably a dick. Keep on drinkin' internetwines.com

miSs
miSs

Geez .. when we she realize self worth? This getting to be really really sad. Although, I don't feel sorry for her at all

farmgirl
farmgirl

I am thinking she is more like the girl who spent most of high school drunk, high and naked with the football team in the bed of their daddy's pickup trucks. She is stretching it by even mentioning college. Maybe community college, but I doubt it. I would classify her more as the girl who had a baby @ 18 and is now a waitress. It makes me laugh that she even pictures herself in a higher education setting.

Moe
Moe

Tara, I'll be your tutor for a few nights...drinks on me, baby!!

Jackson
Jackson

hahaha!!! that's a hilarious pic...with that said, so you think I'm back in the running in Ellen's Tara Reid Sweepstakes?!?!?! shoot, Tara, I'll share my degree w/ you!!!