Angry Cameron Diaz Explodes…Again!
How many times does a celebrity have to attack poor photographers before the law will intervene & finally lock up their high-class, celebrity ass. I’m afraid that one day Angry Cammies might resort to something serious like attempt to run over someone or, God forbid, shoot someone with a gun. Bottomline: That bitch be craaaayzeeee!
Angry Cammie, it’s not the paparazzi’s fault that you’re not as beautiful as you used to be. It’s also not their fault that Justin can throw your ass out the door & not look back! Just simmmah down, sistah!
On to something more juicy & irrelevant to the post. As some of you might remember, the last time a showdown occurred, Angry Cams stole some dude’s camera & Justin tried to do a dance off. Regardless of what happens in any of these tense situations, let’s contemplate what happens afterward once both, Angry Cammie & Justin, are at home.
We foresee two possible scenarios:
1. Justin has to listen to Angry Cams bitch for a few hours about how she hates being such a beautiful celebrity, having so much clout in the industry, and blah, blah, blah
2. And, secondly (the more likely scenario), Angry Cams forces Justin to dress up like a paparazzi (she has a fetish) & then proceeds to beat up on him in typical, crazy, Angry-Cameron-Diaz style. Following the initial physical abuse phase, Angry Cameron proceeds to rip off all articles of clothing in sight & literally dives into the craziest, multiple orgasm-ridden lovemaking session known to man. All this while, Justin is merely her prop, but he doesn’t seem to mind.