Kobe's Bullshit Recommitment Ceremony
Vanessa Bryant was bought like a high-class whore recently & Kobe had to only pay $50k.
The L.A. Lakers star shelled out $50,000 this week for a recommitment ceremony with his wife, Vanessa, who stood by him after he was accused of raping a hotel concierge two years ago. The intimate celebration, attended by just the two of them, was held Thursday in Crystal Cove, a pristine state park in Laguna Beach, Calif. “It was very, very private,” a source close to the event told the NY Daily News. All the companies involved had to sign confidentiality agreements, and park rangers were also sworn to secrecy. The ceremony marked the fourth anniversary of the couple’s April 2001 wedding. Not only did the couple deal with the affair and allegations of rape last year, but Bryant missed three games this month to be with Vanessa after she had an ectopic pregnancy. [Hot 99.5 Washington]
It’s funny how the writer straight-up calls Kobes a rapist (dirty, scandalous one, mind you).
There are very few men who can:
1. Cheat on their wife
2. Tell her what happened (‘honestly’)
3. And then, shell out $50k for a recommitment ceremony so they can have sex again
There are even fewer men (Bill Clinton) out there who can:
1. Cheat on their wife
2. Rape a shady, poor, hooker / housekeeper
3. Tell his wife what happened (‘honestly’)
4. Then continue to humiliate her in front of millions of people (on national television)
5. And then, shell out $50k for a recommitment ceremony so they can have sex again
There’s only one thing I can conclude from all this: Kobe’s money attracts whores. It’s a pity for him that one of his whores (Vanessa) stuck onto his balls & now won’t let go. She has successfully conned him out of 10-carat rings, mansions, cars & now a bloody recommitment ceremony. Now that Vanessa’s trying to have kids, I don’t see this marriage lasting too long.