Official Paris Hilton Friendship Test
By know, the whole world knows that Paris Hilton gets jacked every once in a while by one of her ‘close’ ‘friends’. To help filter these bastards out of her busy life, Paris has devised a new test. Worry not Paris fans if you don’t have a pen & paper or printer handy, this overly superficial, yet helpful, tip will be included in Paris’ new book!
A good friend is someone who is honest . . . I’ll test them by telling them something and seeing if it will get out. If it gets out, I know that it was them. [May 2005 ElleGirl via Hot 99.5]
On another topic, let’s take a second to analyze the psychology of crazy teens who worship Paris Hilton. While on the ElleGirl site (a co-worker showed me, you bastards!), I saw these thoughtful comments go through the wires (look to the right side):
True, Paris and Nicole not being friends is odd. Its like the red m&m not being in commercials with the yellow m&m.
* This has to be a joke. If not, suspect is lost somewhere between crazy & dumb.
congrats to paris!she is a huge role model to me and i hope their relationship lasts!good luck paris!and also,her bf is HOT!
* Needs to be locked up & given therapy. Lots of therapy.
