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Here they are after doing drugs & having plenty of sex.

First of all, I gotta give props to Katie Holmes for dressing so deliciously hot on this special day. Talk about sexy! She has seriously been out of the limelight for so long & suddenly she pulls the rug out from under everyone & starts to date a gay / possibly bi-sexual / definitely metro-sexual Tom Cruise.

Can you believe this girl?! All this time, I thought she was smart! Then again, it’s possible Katie’s a smart girl after all once we further analyze the scandalous nature of her motivations.

On that note, let’s contemplate this Bastardly Question: Is this relationship merely a celebrity stunt on behalf both parties?

1. Katie: She wants to kill two birds with one stone. First, fulfill a selfish desire to ride the Cruise Mobile before it gets too old & shrively (doesn’t every girl?). This will give her lifetime bragging rights to all her mom’s friends & MILFs, in general. Secondly (the more likely reason), she has around four movies releasing in the next year (one of them is Batman Begins).
2. Tommie: This one’s much simpler. He wants to use Katie as a prop (Lisa-Marie/Michael Jackson-style) in order to help disprove rumors of his homosexuality?