Monthly Archives: April 2005

Equilibrium

So I watched this movie like an hour ago and well … I just wanted to share it with all of you. It was a good movie. And Christian Bale freakin rocked! It was kinda Matrix like but I still think it was good. Actually it was Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!!! So Watch it!

A 'Nice Girl' (Or A Whore…) Casting Call

I found this recently on ModelingPage.com:

Title: Casting director looking for a nice girl
Location: Phoenix CA USA

By: “Scott” Email:“optimusprimed@breakthru.com” 03/30/05

I will be in the Phoenix area, traveling from Los Angeles, in mid-April to cast for a feature film that I am working on. After dealing with auditions all day, I would like to take a nice girl out to a movie, either to settle my nerves after a long day of bad actors or to celebrate finding a starlet who blew me over with her audition. Someone who can chat and enjoy a rather mild time.

I don’t have the exact dates yet, but I will be there for at least 2-3 days. My days will be packed with auditions, but my nights will be free. I am not really the party type, so a movie is all I’m looking for, but I’d rather not ask one of the actresses whom I might turn down for the part and I’d really prefer not to go by myself.

If you’re interested, please e-mail me. Any questions, please do not hesitate to ask.

This guy sounds like a real charmer, girls. You’re just a blowjob away from your first role!

Britney Spears: Hippie Phase Or Hit-Up?

For Brit’s sake, let’s hope it’s just the extra poundage finally showing b/c we all know what Kevin Feds does when babies are approaching, right? Odds are pretty good that what we’re seeing is just one of the many longterm, fat fortresses that have setup shop all around Britney’s once sexay bod. That’s what a diet comprised of beer, fraps (grande-sized), soda, & endless supply of Cheetos will do to you.

But if the pregnant theory helps to sell mags & increase the hits to websites, then so be it.

I’m really concerned about the people you hire to work at your companies. I’d like them to ask themselves the question, ‘What am I lying to myself about?’ Is it that you are 50 pounds overweight? Is it that your children aren’t making wise decisions? Or is it maybe that your husband or boyfriend is cheating on you? Until you face what is going on in your life, I guess you’ll remain a false tabloid. [Britney concerned about entertainment mags & tabs, Zap2it.com]

Britney can’t be so oblivious…can she? These people are paid bitches of the corporations who own them & editors who control them.

Hulk Hogan's Big Day: WWE Hall Of Fame, Baby!


Here’s Hulk Hogan with his daughter, Brooke Hogan. He looks so proud.

To me, it’s huge to be part of the Hall of Fame because I was there from day one when this business went from small-time to big-time. [Yahoo]

I never really knew there was a WWE Hall of Fame.

I still remember the stupid kids at my bus stop in middle school who used to wrestle on the grass. It was like a mini-fight club before we all got onto the bus & headed to school. These early morning sessions probably weren’t inspired by Hulk Hogan, but for some reason that memory-drawer slid open just now. Apart from those violent memories, I also remember my limited collection of action figures in my fobby youth & I’m proud to say that Hulk Hogan was in this collection. Damn straight, baby! [I also had a He-Man action figure to go along with my Knight Rider car (it talked!). My parents were cheap, damn it!]

Bastardly Matchup: Vida Guerra vs. Jennifer Garner

Okay….here is the final installment of my own March Madness. So far I’ve displayed fair justifiable judgment in moving Vida Guerra up the FHM Top 100 list…Maria Sharapova at #19 was obviously no match for Vida. At #15 Mariah might be on fiah w/ her new single and #1 video on TRL but that doesn’t hold well versus the utter dominanating hotness of Vida. Then we put Vida up against #10 Lindsay Lohan (aka whore) and her one million gazillion fafillion freckles. Lindsay’s barely legal boobies just couldn’t keep up with the total package of Vida. Now we come to our final matchup…. #2 Jennifer “Man” Garner.

*side note…I’ll concede that Angelina is sexier but having to pick one over the other would be like when Amanda Bynes’ character Holly had to pick between Ben and Vince on What I Like About You. (Okay….that was dorky)

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