Bastardly Question: Who is Sachiko at Koji Osakaya???

Thanks for the pic Varian!

steve has mentioned her in the past and as a patron to this fine establishment I’m curious to know which one of the workers he’s actually talking about. Hmm….is she the chick with the silver tooth? What about the shorter boater-looking Japanese girl? There was the hot one that worked during lunch before but I haven’t seen her around….hmm. steve, give us some stats!


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cakefart_commando

Hey, you left out bukakke, cake farting, and *worse* videos.

Aren't repressed cultures great?

Squeeze something hard enough and it oozes out in an unintended place somewhere else.

P.S. No pics of Satch? You jerk! :-)

Sunji

OMG. I had to look up coprophagia. That is sick. (But so is making up "statistics.")

yomama
yomama

This whole asian fetish thing non-asian men have is SOOOOOOOOOO creepy. This is coming from an asian girl, so listen up men. Varian, you are so gross. I have been reading some of your posts on here and the ONLY reason you get any pussy is because you run with NASTY NASTY girls who need to get a "leg up" (pardon the pun) in the porn industry.

mid-size man Seattle

You're kidding ... I think it's all day dreaming by bozos who cannot deliver. get real dude's ... and think ... all this is supposed to be reality??? I don't get my dick hard by novelists anymore. I use to Disney-land too..

Johnny Dee
Johnny Dee

Mid-size, it's no surprise you consider steve to be a bastard, but that's been said by a 100s of people already.

While Varian thinks of a response, tell us whether you've ever seen this hottie @ this sushi joint

mid-size man Seattle

You clowns really think that Mr. Steve can deliver ... He's as good as circus perverts come ... But after reading & measuring him as a man he sure ain't. Based on his rhymes .. he ain't more 14 year old jerk who hides behind his computer somewhere at the gaza strip. Has anybody ever heard anything positive outta Steve??? come on guys ... I didn't think so. really, you fellas cannot be so freaking stupid and listen the shit he's gotta say. And Mr. Varian Gray ... can you explain why you were in prison? I read earlier shit like you were a away. See, Seattle in the end is a very small place and I hear that you have some loose ends here in da city.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

well, that seems like an awful lot to go through for some misc (unknown), possibly cute Asian girl. there will be no Marina del Ray excursion by yours truly. it'd be all that much easier (therefor, more desirable), if our good friend Mr. Steve could hook us up a sexy Seattle hottie for us to have some fun with. photos would be a given. an introduction is all that's needed. i'll handle the rest.

Jackson
Jackson

okay, yeah, that's some sick shit too... just get the marina del ray mongolian to do a solo shoot for us and we'll post her up... v-man can make movies with her in private.

Jackson
Jackson

no animals, pregnant chicks, or shitting on the person...fisting up th ass is questionable too.

Jackson
Jackson

v-man and mr steve coordinate the marina del ray mongolian and send us the pics...we'll make her bastardly famous!!!! no sick shit though....

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

well, my best friend lives in Magnolia (with a nice hot tub). so, anytime you want to bring the Marina del Rey hottie up here... i'm there. i don't have any plans on coming down to Marina del Rey. although, i must say... it's very nice there.

but what's up with the sexy Asian girls that are already here?

steve
steve

V-man, I'm playin' ya dog; it's just that the photo looks so much like the website shot. I liked that. The race in Miami Beach was 5km. It's true V-man, I do know plenty of fine asian ladies in the emerald city, but Sachiko was THE SHIT, and she was fun, damn shame. I hope she didn't quit her job due to my heavy breathing phone calls; Koji Osakaya needs the help, and lord knows the harbor steps need her. Every urban real estate development is worth a third more with asian hotness in the vacinity.

There's a girl in Marina del Rey from Mongolia that I want for you to meet V-man. Let's get a few shots for the website.

Moelicious
Moelicious

haha. Pretty sweet how V was doing some sexual investigative work.

Dude, I'm sure hangs out at other jap bars / asian clubs.

Varian Gray
Varian Gray

actually Mr. Steve... i did take the pic of the front of Koji Osakaya a few days ago when i happened to be strolling by that area of downtown (notice the different location of the help wanted sign, the angle the pic was taken and the distance from which it was taken). i actually walked into the place to see if i could spot this sexy Japanese girl that you have been going on and on about. but lo and behold... no luck.

surely our Mr. Steve knows of plenty more hot & sexy Asian girls in Seattle. who knows... if he points a few out to us, it won't be long before their pics appear on these pages.

tehBadMan

What's the distance on that run?

steve
steve

the photo is from the restaurants homepage; Varian just copied and pasted. Secondly, it sucks that Sachiko beat it, wish she were still there, she WAS FINE AND SWEET AND A TOTAL PACKAGE man. South of BFI airport(Boeing Field) and west of RNT(Renton Municipal) Airport is where I work when in seattle, there are tonnes of SE Asian girls down there that look freaky, freaky; koreans too. I've got a feeling most of them come down from BC and take illegal service sector jobs.

Oh yeah, Hiromi and Jarmo ran the ocean drive Run on March 19th. Hiromi ran in 28 min 5 sec(the speed of techtonic drift), those titties must have slowed 'er down. Damn shame I was in Appleton, Wisco, America's Fairyland; I'd have easily won the men's race by more than 2 minutes if I'd been there; and could have landed some Hiromi action for y'all. Jarmo is sooo slow.

Moelicious
Moelicious

How come varian has time to take pics of random restaurants, but not of all the hot chicks he fools around w/ every weekend?

Moelicious
Moelicious

I wanna hear those tapes! At least we can gauge her sexiness by her voice. It's a special gift we have here...

Jackson
Jackson

nawh steve... i don't live in tukwila...or mukilteo. I ain't very familiar w/ Int'l Blvd/Pacific Hwy....whatever that area is called.... yeah, anything south of SeaTac or Burien/White Center/South Park etc.... totally unfamiliar to me. But if there are bhetduhmeese nail girls there giving happy ending i might have to venture there.

steve
steve

sachiko was a fine country girl from Matsuyama, Ehime-ken, Shikoku-shima(da little island). It would be a shame to have such a fine lady living back in japan being groped by shrivle dicked octagenarian salarymen; rather than riding 20 guys per day in the Puget Sound Penis Pavillion(a STEVE LTD. REAL ESTATE DEVELOPMENT). Looks like Sachiko slipped through our fingures boys, but I am working on landing moejackson.com a hot mongolian poster/official model. I'm going to call Jarmo Pohjaniemi now and fuck with 'em. Cheers.

steve
steve

just called Koji, and I guess Sachiko quit. I'm sure she was "the hot one who worked there at lunch," cause that's the only time I ever saw her(twice). I called her a few times and asked if she'd like to do hardcore porn(maybe that's why she quit). I taped the porn propositions if you want 'em Jacks, she was really flattered by it, but said no. It's wierd that the red building that Koji Osakaya is in is the Harbor steps hotel, but the other towers are all month to month. It's a unique development www.harborsteps.com but the rents are CRAZY high.

Jackson do you live in Tukwila? I can see you walking Int'l Boulevard looking for vietnamese nail salon girls to give you a happy ending; we all do it, stand with pride.