Official: Tyra & UPN On Crack

I know the entire show is based on superficial judging techniques that only anorexic chicks & angry has-beens like Tyra comprehend, but doesn’t level of hotness play any role in winning a beauty contest?!

I’m not saying that Naima is ugly or anything, alright. All I’m saying is that there were chicks who were way hotter! For God’s sake, Naima looks like a resident of some indigenous community straight out of Africa or Brazil. What the fuck were they thinking? Brittany, on the other hand, has hotness written all over her.

To help explain the bullshit, two simple conclusions come to mind.

1. Since Tyra is a complete angry bitch & has one of the biggest egos in the western hemisphere, I’ll have to say that she was quite simply jealous of Brittany’s beauty. That’s what bitches with planet-size egos do, my friends. They stab prettier chicks in the back by sleeping with their boyfriends.

2. And of course, there’s always the possibility that Naima whored herself to UPN execs when she wasn’t busy kissing Tyra’s white-washed booty. Major ass-kissing & sleeping around w/ rich & powerful execs bound by wedlock will always get you fatter paychecks, plump bonuses, & awards.

At the end we can only be sure of one thing: Whoever was getting a piece of Brittany during the taping of this show got to enjoy some very nice “let-me-please-cheer-you-up” sex upon her disqualification. Lucky bastard!

Now for a couple photos.

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Lili

Naima is really one of the most unpleasant looking people I have ever seen. OMG that hair, that nose and P-L-E-A-S-E shave those sideburns..If Elvis were alive, he would be jealous!

Crazee Daisy
Crazee Daisy

I think Naima is prettier. Brita is just okay.

Cwhitfield04
Cwhitfield04

Boy are you blind!

Naima looks like an indigenous African? She is PALE. Is it because of the mohawk, short hair? She is actually mixed with a few different races, including black, but she doesn't look like the stereotypical African, which is what you meant.

That aside, I agree that Brittany should have won, but her crackhead behavior might have gotten in the way.

The1ULoveToHate

Brittany needs class. She is lacking very much. Plus, she looks old. Naima, has a different look. She said that she represents girls of many races (since she's multiracial). Of course, she will have african features since she has black in her. Nothing is wrong with that. Besides, "beauty is in the eye of the beholder"

caroline

it does not surprise me to read a comment like yhe one above, in wich says that the girl must have come from some indigenous community straight out of Africa or Brazil.

That´s so american!!

Probably you voted for Bush or something...

And hey, don´t you think Adriana Lima is hot? or Ana Beatriz? Just checking, cause in case you don´t realize, in Brasil we have the most beautiful women in the world, and that means natural beauty, not the american girls that are all fucked up with plastic surgery and fake breasts.

Maybe you think Brasil is for monkeys, like some of you assholes.

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOS BLESS AMERICAN STUPIDITY!

Pulp NonFiction

Brita is a lingerie model now.

Very pretty and sweet.

Nancy

The show is rigged!And while Naima may be a very beautiful girl,she is boring and has the most annoying voice in the world.

A Simple Observer
A Simple Observer

One for the road. Don't hate Tyra because she is successful, beautiful, wealthy and non-white.

A Simple Observer
A Simple Observer

Brit looks horrible. They could never use her as a model. First off, her right eyes is smaller than the left (noticeably so), and that makes her look like a cock-eyed weirdo. Secondly, her two top front teeth are different sizes (the right one looking like a horse tooth). Lastly her top lip is crooked. She might be able to model and/or do a spread for crackwhore magazine, but in the world where actually beauty plays a part, Brit would never make the grade.

P.S. The crazy cokewhore should also learn to act with some class and decorum when on a TV show. The bitch does not know how to act. Who in the hell would want her to represent them? Obvious conclusion. No one, which explains why that crackwhore looking bitch was cut.

P.P.S. I agree with Some Guy. To imply that because Naima looks to be of an ethnicity other than white means she is unattractive, shows how uncouth you are. A better more cultured man with more cultured taste in women shall enjoy the better woman. Whereas you will always end up with the trailer trash looking ones like Brit. ENJOY!

Some Guy

In my opinion, Naima has a prettier face and a better body. They wanted her to lose 5 pounds because she actually has a butt, which models usually aren't supposed to have. Also, you have to remember that the modeling industry loves the exotic look, which she has? Naima does look like she could live in an African or Brazilian village, but what the hell is wrong with that? Perhaps unintentionally, that sounds pretty racist to imply that she doesn't look as good as Britney because she's not white. Finally, Tyra is way hotter than Britney any day of the week!

glimmer
glimmer

hmm being a human dildo is bad ????

Moelicious
Moelicious

I just wnat to restate that Brittany in the first photo is damn hot.

Damn Brittany's boyfriend for getting the chance to have consolatory sex with her.

Consolatory sex involves a super sad model who's actually full of rage (the rage is a result of having to deal w/ Tyra banks for more than 5minutes at a time). The guy in consolatory sex plays no role really except to follow each & every command of his woman---in other words, he's a human dildo. As gross as that sounds, it's the truth.

fi

What BS. Brita was no bigger than Keenya and she made the final 3.

anii

If Brita really wanted to be a model, she'd have gone to the gym before the show started. It's not as if models having to be a certain size wasn't a surprise - she knew what she was getting into.

gl

I'm glad somebody said it. i think brittney should have won, for sure. best personality there.

Dana

Can you believe the hot blond one (her name's Brita) was eliminated FIRST! The judges are a bunch of idiots.

BTW, it's Naima, not Naimi.