It shouldn’t be long. How long can two beautiful & superficial individuals possibly deal w/ each others’ bullshit. They’re definitely in the redzone at the moment & any day we’ll hear news of how Nick Lachey loses his temper in public & slaps Jessica upside the head.
Yes, he’ll forget the boobs & the sex. He’ll forget all that bullshit b/c he knows he can find 30 other girls who are not only smarter than dumbo, but also hotter & 10x less annoying. Get a clue, Nick. There is no such thing as love in your business; it’s only for the chick flicks & sappy songs.
Now, let’s enjoy a few photos of the two lovebirds vacationing in Hawaii. You’ll quickly note that Jessica’s booblies came out for a stroll through every horny guy’s perverted head. Enjoy.
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Wonder how she gets those scabby knees?
those are some perfect boobs on page 5
whaaaaaaat. is no one else wondering wtf is going on down under (in the bottom picture of page 2)?
^^ however, like my mother always said, ''2 tears in a bucket, mother fuck it.''
GOD Nick is such a cutie! im not going to insult jess though... i feel to sorry for her =**( but i am jealous of that stupid bitch for having him >
Moe, your captions are hilarious, as usual. Nick would be so hot if he weren't such a damn tool. And although I find Jess obnoxious, she does look hot in these pics.